College Reviews

November 17, 2011
If college were really like this, everyone would drop out and found Microsoft.
November 6, 2008
I thought it was dreadful from start to finish.
November 6, 2008
Not only would I not see this movie, I wouldn't see any movie playing in the same multiplex.
October 18, 2008
A tedious, by-the-numbers raunch-fest that exists strictly because it can.
September 11, 2008
A raunchy comedy that plays like a Superbad without the smarts, the heart, the originality or the laughs.
September 2, 2008
Film critics never come home stinking of their honest labor, but the nearest equivalent is covering something like College, which leaves its stain on one's very humanity.
September 2, 2008
Insulting audiences with College and Disaster Movie on the same weekend threatens to split the lucrative, undiscriminating dumb-ass demographic.
September 2, 2008
College tries to be a throwback to the teens-gone-wild films of the '80s, but now that teens can find far racier and far funnier fare than this on the Internet, these brainless movies have become obsolete.
September 2, 2008
Pity today's teenage audience. Their latest cinematic temptation is yet another tiresome fraternities-are-wild offering.
September 2, 2008
In the battle for the hearts, minds and fat wallets of North American teens, College fights dirtier and sinks lower than most gross-out screen comedies.
September 2, 2008
Friendly yet toothless, College musters little energy even as anarchic-party-movie nostalgia.
September 2, 2008
Things never get better than the movie's poster, which features a kid with his head in a toilet. Incidentally, that image doubles, concisely, as apt film criticism.
August 29, 2008
This low-rent frat house comedy is at once far more vulgar and decidedly less anarchic than its obvious inspiration and should flunk out of theaters before this year's crop of freshman students even finish unpacking their bags.
August 29, 2008
Hardly superbad, but sorta OK.