Come for the simulated bumping and grinding, stay for the ridiculous drama, stilted acting, hilarious soundtrack, and laughably offensive ideas about male and female desire.

Full Review | Feb 2, 2021

This repugnant Fifty Shades knockoff plays like an erotic rewrite of The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Sep 29, 2020

The Room meets Beauty and the Beast, 50 Shades of Grey and the stockholm syndrome in this cheesy erotic thriller with not a single positive aspect about it. Why such a product is Netflix's top movie of 2020 baffles almost everyone.

Full Review | Original Score: 0/10 | Jul 30, 2020

If you find yourself watching this make zero expectations. [Full Review in Spanish]

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Jul 5, 2020

It's the kind of movie you fast forward to get to all the good parts, only to realize that there are no good parts.

Full Review | Jun 29, 2020

It's only on the strength of its looking-good-naked leads and their palpable hot people chemistry that the film remains perversely watchable, though at two hours it's more an exercise in cinematic self-flagellation than high-trash entertainment.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Jun 26, 2020

Like a big-budget porn film with dramatically thinned out narrative and character development, a bunch of unambiguously abusive "foreplay" added in, and all of the hardcore elements taken out.

Full Review | Jun 25, 2020

Sex domination fantasy is graphic and violent.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Jun 23, 2020

There haven't been line readings this poor since the third act of The Room...

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Jun 22, 2020

The problem lies in the fact that the makers of 365 Days counter every morally incorrect step with a self-aware one.

Full Review | Original Score: 0.5/5 | Jun 19, 2020

Strictly for those wondering, "what would a straight-up ripoff of 'Fifty Shades of Grey' look like if it were made in Poland?"

Full Review | Original Score: 0/4 | Jun 16, 2020

A porn movie is more honest than this trash. [Full Review in Spanish]

Full Review | Jun 15, 2020

365 DNI romanticizes an extremely toxic relationship, which is never okay.

Full Review | Jun 12, 2020

Thoroughly terrible, politically objectionable, occasionally hilarious...

Full Review | Jun 10, 2020

The movie pretty much cops every move made by 50 Shades, as if it were a bible of antisexy awfulness.

Full Review | Jun 10, 2020

A "Fifty Shades of Grey" kidnapping porn mafia picture - softcore, of course

Full Review | Original Score: 1/4 | Jun 8, 2020