Woody Allen Fielding Mellish Director, Actor, Writer Louise Lasser Nancy Actor Carlos Montalban General Emilio M. Vargas Actor Natividad Abascal Yolanda Actor Jacobo Morales Esposito Actor Miguel Ángel Suárez Luis Actor David Ortiz Angleró Sanchez Actor René Enríquez Diaz Actor Jack Axelrod Arroyo Actor Howard Cosell Self Roger Grimsby Self Don Dunphy Self Charlotte Rae Mrs. Mellish Actor Stanley Ackerman Dr. Al Mellish Actor Dan Frazer Priest Actor Martha Greenhouse Dr. Feigen Actor Conrad Bain Semple Actor Tigre Perez Perez Actor Baron De Beer British Ambassador Actor Mickey Rose Writer Axel Anderson Producer Antonio Encarnacion Producer Jack Grossberg Producer Manolon Villamil Producer Charles H. Joffe Executive Producer Ralph Rosenblum Associate Producer, Film Editing Andrew M. Costikyan Cinematographer Ron Kalish Film Editing Marvin Hamlisch Original Music Ed Wittstein Production Design Herbert F. Mulligan Set Decoration Gene Coffin Costume Design Vicky Hernández Casting