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So bad it kinda goes to funny
Sharks, surfing, boobs?
You got my attention.
Pirates and 50 foot crocodiles!
Greatest movie ever.
It's dumb, but it's not without some funny moments. The crocodile is cheesy in many of the scenes, and there's no set-up for the characters which is somewhat refreshing. Nothing too memorable here, just another entertaining killer croc creature flick.
A cliched, campy monster flick that only manages to entertain when it's stupidity warrants a laugh.
The most frustrating type of movie, not good by any stretch of the imagination, but not so bad as to be entertaining at all in that way either. I literally got to the last ten minutes of the movie before realized that I had seen it before. What's a guy gotta do to watch a quality giant crocodile movie?!
Why oh why wasn't the director eaten by a 30 foot saltwater crocodile before he had chance to make this rubbish!
Movie was never boring but it got so stupid at times. Blood Surf refers to them surfing with poorly cgi sharks swimming around them. The three ladies of the film are all cuties and there is plenty of nudity. Some really cheesy death scenes...but good cheesy. And Duncan Regeher from Monster Squad, even joins the party.
no info = no interest
Definitely not going to win any awards, but not horrible. Has all the staples of a good creature feature, even if the full shots of the monster are pretty horrible, the close ups and atmosphere aren't too bad and it is hilarious in parts
Well, Blood Surf gives it a go. It's got the most unlikeable actors ever, playing despicable people who make the stupidest decisions, BUT it almost feels like a real movie. There are moments that are borderline okay, and it's not boring - I managed to sit through this in one sitting.
But at the end of the day, it's still a low budget, poorly scripted Jaws knockoff (that at least has the decency to reference it), that doesn't care about any of its characters.