Reviews

Apr 16, 2019
BloodRayne is scary rubbish. [Full Review in Spanish]
Feb 13, 2017
A film that tries to convey a palpable sense of epic adventure and maximum exploitation of violence and sex, but which ultimately feels as relevant and important as a short film directed, written and starring cats and dogs. [Full review in Spanish]
Jan 15, 2008
At the rate Boll's improving, he'll achieve a film worthy of a thumbs up rating sometime late next decade.
Jul 23, 2007
The fight scenes are the worst kind of editing-room cheating, meant to cover for actors who haven't been trained to wield anything more intimidating than a cell phone.
Mar 7, 2007
Just when you thought camp was dead, along comes this bizarre cross between a Tarantino knockoff and a Hammer horror film.
Nov 27, 2006
Turgid drama and incompetently staged action sequences...
Jul 6, 2006
Only as bad as ordinary bad films and not as bad as getting your eyelid caught on a nail.
May 21, 2006
This is a movie that begs you not to watch it.
May 20, 2006
BloodRayne is quite cheesy -- the costumes resemble something out of the cosplay closet, and the dialogue is often appalling.
May 6, 2006
So how does a filmmaker bounce back from an almost universally reviled action-horror mistake? Well, if your name is Uwe Boll, you don't.
Feb 3, 2006
All in all, not as bad as you'd suspect and certainly serviceable for all who love the bloody, low-budget vamping gone wild.
Jan 19, 2006
The supporting cast is mind-melting: Michael Madsen is as out of place in this Medieval milieu as Meat Loaf in a hoop skirt, and Meat Loaf is just out of place.
Jan 16, 2006
It's as if Boll brought together the best team of talent he could possibly secure on short notice and then told them all to suck. And they do!
Jan 15, 2006
[Uwe Boll] is fast becoming known as one of the worst directors on the planet.
Jan 14, 2006
When on-line petitions beg directors to stop making films, is that the beginning of the end?
Jan 14, 2006
Jan 13, 2006
Who is Uwe Boll and why does he hate moviegoers so? The German hack, the one-man Blitzkrieg of Bad, is the worst filmmaker in the movies today.
Jan 13, 2006
BloodRayne is a movie of unconnected plot dots. In the hands of director Uwe "German Tax Dodge" Boll, a simple sword and sorcery story with vampiric overtones turns into genre-jumping attempts to find an audience.
Jan 12, 2006
It'd be a stretch to call the movie good, but at least it's fun-bad.
Jan 11, 2006
It's essentially a feature length version of what could have been told in a five-minute flashback sequence during a real BloodRayne movie.