Woody Allen The Fool, Fabrizio, Victor Shakapopulis, Sperm #1 Director, Actor, Screenwriter Burt Reynolds Sperm Switchboard Chief Actor Lynn Redgrave The Queen Actor John Carradine Dr. Bernardo Actor Lou Jacobi Sam Actor Louise Lasser Gina Actor Anthony Quayle The King Actor Tony Randall The Operator Actor Gene Wilder Dr. Doug Ross Actor Jack Barry Self Erin Fleming The Girl Actor Elaine Giftos Mrs. Ross Actor Toni Holt Self Robert Q. Lewis Self Heather MacRae Helen Lacey Actor Sidney Miller George Actor Pamela Mason Self Regis Philbin Self Titos Vandis Milos Stavros Actor Stanley Adams Stomach Operator Actor Oscar Beregi Jr. Brain Control Actor Alan Caillou The Fool's Father Actor Dort Clark The Sheriff Actor Geoffrey Holder The Sorcerer Actor Jay Robinson The Priest Actor David Reuben Writer Jack Brodsky Producer Jack Grossberg Associate Producer Charles H. Joffe Producer Jack Rollins Producer Mundell Lowe Original Music David M. Walsh Cinematographer Eric Albertson Film Editing Marvin Paige Casting Dale Hennesy Production Design Marvin March Set Decoration Paul Stanhope Jr. Makeup Artist Terry Carr Second Assistant Director