Silent Assassins Reviews

  • Jan 22, 2011

    The good old 80s a simpler time. A time where americanised asian-americans where made fun of and ninjas used to sexual assault Linda Blair. Well that pretty much sums up the movie. I only note that Linda Blairs only plays the role of the grumpy girlfriend ( see cover ) and Sam Jones actually teams up with 2 Asian guys, one Vietnam vet of which the bad guys accidentaly kidnapped the niece and the Americanised Japanese with a Elvis Presley hairdo, who finds back his Japanese roots when ninjas shoot up his dojo, kill his father and poison one of his white floozies. * You only get to see Linda Blair in her bra and I'm european I don't know the right spelling for floozie.

    The good old 80s a simpler time. A time where americanised asian-americans where made fun of and ninjas used to sexual assault Linda Blair. Well that pretty much sums up the movie. I only note that Linda Blairs only plays the role of the grumpy girlfriend ( see cover ) and Sam Jones actually teams up with 2 Asian guys, one Vietnam vet of which the bad guys accidentaly kidnapped the niece and the Americanised Japanese with a Elvis Presley hairdo, who finds back his Japanese roots when ninjas shoot up his dojo, kill his father and poison one of his white floozies. * You only get to see Linda Blair in her bra and I'm european I don't know the right spelling for floozie.

  • Nov 08, 2008

    well i loved this movie, doo- yong lee has surpassed himself once more and created and awesome story of epic proportions. WOW Doo-yong lee is my hero

    well i loved this movie, doo- yong lee has surpassed himself once more and created and awesome story of epic proportions. WOW Doo-yong lee is my hero

  • Nov 06, 2008

    I saw this in a charity shop a few days ago, and thought it looked interesting... It wasn't though.

    I saw this in a charity shop a few days ago, and thought it looked interesting... It wasn't though.

  • Dean M Super Reviewer
    Apr 15, 2007

    Stupid action flick about a CIA biggie gone bad.

    Stupid action flick about a CIA biggie gone bad.