Stan Helsing

2009, Comedy, 1h 30m

21 Reviews 5,000+ Ratings

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Stan (Steve Howey), a slacker video store clerk, his sexy girlfriend, best friend and an exotic dancer take a detour into a town cursed by the biggest monsters in movie history.

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  • Jul 07, 2012
    Warning: this movie will likely cause irritation and a severe loss of braincells. Comparable to entering a run-down haunted house, where all the props are malfunctioning and the live-performing ghoulies have long since stopped giving a damn. A barely watchable, underachieving parody, whose only saving grace is its busty female beauties and a brief appearance by the late great Leslie Nielsen. I could extend my distaste for it with an even longer review, but why waste more time on it than I already have. If you want a fun horror spoof, watch <i>Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil</i> instead. Or even a haphazard selection among the <i>Scary Movie</i> flicks, which appear quite ingenious next to a suck-fest like this. To be fair though, it isn't altogether crappy. Kenan Thompson was pretty funny in some scenes and it did have ONE big, sexy appeal: former playmate Diora Baird. Whenever things got too cheesy, at least she was there in her skimpy indian outfit to save the day. She ought to get her own movie, called "Poca-hot-ass"! Besides Diora and her bazongas though, this misfire of a comedy doesn't have much to offer. Kind of like a bad Halloween special of <i>Family Guy</i>, if not more random yet. In other words: avoid like the plague!
    Mike S Super Reviewer
  • Jul 24, 2011
    I actually kind of enjoyed this parody of horror movies. Mixes together a variety of different old horror flick plots and tries to make it funny with varying results...maybe it was just the two hot eye candy chicks in slutty halloween costumes that kept me watching until the end...
    Chad R Super Reviewer
  • Jul 06, 2011
    Plot: Stan, along with his best friend, his best friend's date, and a smoking hot ex-girlfriend are off to a costume party, when Stan convinces them to take a side trip to Stormy Night Estates to drop off some videos. Along the way they meet some really creepy characters (along the likes of Freddy Krueger, Pinhead, Chucky, Jason Voorheas, Leatherface and Michael Myers). Stan finds out that he is the heir to the famous monster hunter, Abraham Van Helsing and must now stop these horror icons before they take over the town and kill all the people of the town. Look out for a cameo appearance of Leslie Nielsen as a transvestite barman in a redneck karaoke bar. This was an unapologetic parody of horror flicks including 'A Nightmare On Elm Street', 'Friday The 13th', 'Jeepers Creepers', 'Child's Play,' 'The Last House on the Left' and 'Hellraiser.'
    Deb S Super Reviewer
  • Jan 26, 2011
    Lame. I expected better from Kenan Thompson.
    Dead A Super Reviewer

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