Stan Helsing 2009

Stan Helsing

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Stan (Steve Howey), a slacker video store clerk, his sexy girlfriend, best friend and an exotic dancer take a detour into a town cursed by the biggest monsters in movie history.

Cast & Crew

Steve Howey
Stan Helsing
Twan Holliday
Pleatherface
Travis MacDonald
Hitcher
Bo Zenga
Director
Bo Zenga
Screenwriter
Bo Zenga
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Kirk Shaw
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Shannon McA'Nulty
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Valeska Ramet
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Chris August
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Critic Reviews for Stan Helsing

All Critics (21) | Top Critics (6) | Fresh (3) | Rotten (18)

  • Like garlic, holy water and silver bullets for our mythic evildoers, Stan Helsing is a surefire repellent to any good time.

    December 7, 2009 | Rating: 0/5 | Full Review…
  • If Stan does nothing else, it should at least get its four leads some attention.

    October 26, 2009 | Full Review…

    John Anderson

    Variety
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  • If there's one thing of which the cinematic world doesn't need more, it's horror movie spoofs.

    October 23, 2009
  • How do you make fun of boredom without being boring? Well, that's a tall task requiring lots of smarts and even more artistry.

    October 23, 2009 | Rating: 1/4 | Full Review…
  • By the time we reach the climactic karaoke smackdown, we have learned more about Freddy Krueger(TM)s personal hygiene challenges -- and how to make a shockingly bad movie -- than we ever wanted to know.

    October 23, 2009 | Rating: 1/5
  • Mostly the gags are unfortunate and amateurish, but this micro-budget flick at least has a semi-coherent plot and every 10 minutes or so there's a flash of wit.

    October 23, 2009 | Rating: 1.5/4 | Full Review…

Audience Reviews for Stan Helsing

  • Jul 07, 2012
    Warning: this movie will likely cause irritation and a severe loss of braincells. Comparable to entering a run-down haunted house, where all the props are malfunctioning and the live-performing ghoulies have long since stopped giving a damn. A barely watchable, underachieving parody, whose only saving grace is its busty female beauties and a brief appearance by the late great Leslie Nielsen. I could extend my distaste for it with an even longer review, but why waste more time on it than I already have. If you want a fun horror spoof, watch <i>Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil</i> instead. Or even a haphazard selection among the <i>Scary Movie</i> flicks, which appear quite ingenious next to a suck-fest like this. To be fair though, it isn't altogether crappy. Kenan Thompson was pretty funny in some scenes and it did have ONE big, sexy appeal: former playmate Diora Baird. Whenever things got too cheesy, at least she was there in her skimpy indian outfit to save the day. She ought to get her own movie, called "Poca-hot-ass"! Besides Diora and her bazongas though, this misfire of a comedy doesn't have much to offer. Kind of like a bad Halloween special of <i>Family Guy</i>, if not more random yet. In other words: avoid like the plague!
    Mike S Super Reviewer
  • Jul 24, 2011
    I actually kind of enjoyed this parody of horror movies. Mixes together a variety of different old horror flick plots and tries to make it funny with varying results...maybe it was just the two hot eye candy chicks in slutty halloween costumes that kept me watching until the end...
    Chad R Super Reviewer
  • Jul 06, 2011
    Plot: Stan, along with his best friend, his best friend's date, and a smoking hot ex-girlfriend are off to a costume party, when Stan convinces them to take a side trip to Stormy Night Estates to drop off some videos. Along the way they meet some really creepy characters (along the likes of Freddy Krueger, Pinhead, Chucky, Jason Voorheas, Leatherface and Michael Myers). Stan finds out that he is the heir to the famous monster hunter, Abraham Van Helsing and must now stop these horror icons before they take over the town and kill all the people of the town. Look out for a cameo appearance of Leslie Nielsen as a transvestite barman in a redneck karaoke bar. This was an unapologetic parody of horror flicks including 'A Nightmare On Elm Street', 'Friday The 13th', 'Jeepers Creepers', 'Child's Play,' 'The Last House on the Left' and 'Hellraiser.'
    Deb S Super Reviewer
  • Jan 26, 2011
    Lame. I expected better from Kenan Thompson.
    Dead A Super Reviewer

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