Kevin Billington Director, Writer Peter Cook Michael Rimmer Actor, Writer Denholm Elliott Peter Niss Actor Ronald Fraser Tom Hutchinson Actor Arthur Lowe Ferret Actor Vanessa Howard Patricia Cartwright Actor George A. Cooper Blacket Actor Graham Crowden Bishop of Cowley Actor Harold Pinter Steven Hench Actor James Cossins Crodder Actor Richard Pearson Wilting Actor Ronnie Corbett Interviewer Actor Dennis Price Fairburn Actor Dudley Foster Federman Actor John Cleese Pumer Actor, Writer Roland Culver Sir Eric Bentley Actor Julian Glover Colonel Moffat Actor Michael Barrington Major Scott Actor Ann Beach Receptionist Actor Jonathan Cecil "Spot" Actor Diana Coupland Mrs. Spimm Actor Percy Edwards Bird impersonator Actor Arthur Lovegrove Studio doorman Actor Nicholas Phipps Snaggot Actor Frank Thornton Tom Stoddart Actor Desmond Walter-Ellis Buffer Actor Michael Bates Mr. Spimm Actor Norman Bird Alderman Poot Actor Graham Chapman Fromage Actor, Writer William Job Waring Actor Elspeth March Mrs. Ferret Actor Harry Fine Producer David Frost Executive Producer