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Eager to please and stuffed with stars, Valentine's Day squanders its promise with a frantic, episodic plot and an abundance of rom-com cliches.
All Critics (188) | Top Critics (41) | Fresh (33) | Rotten (155) | DVD (8)
It's a very glib, shallow movie, but it keeps you moving around enough that you could actually have a good time. Feb 16, 2010
It's a very glib, shallow movie, but it keeps you moving around enough that you could actually have a good time.
A.O. Scott
It's got a cold, shiny cash register right where its heart should be. Feb 16, 2010 | Rating: 2/5 | Full Review…
It's got a cold, shiny cash register right where its heart should be.
Cath Clarke
A brutal St Valentine's Day massacre of comedy, of love, of believable human emotion. Feb 16, 2010 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…
A brutal St Valentine's Day massacre of comedy, of love, of believable human emotion.
Peter Bradshaw
The film may be set in L.A., but no scene lasts longer than a New York minute. Feb 12, 2010 | Rating: 2/4 | Full Review…
The film may be set in L.A., but no scene lasts longer than a New York minute.
Rick Groen
Every skit is lame, every line of dialogue is stale, every joke falls flat, and every performance has been phoned in between text messages to agents blinking, ''SOS!'' Feb 12, 2010 | Rating: F | Full Review…
Every skit is lame, every line of dialogue is stale, every joke falls flat, and every performance has been phoned in between text messages to agents blinking, ''SOS!''
Lisa Schwarzbaum
Valentine's Day is a passing nod to love, like a box of chocolates or flowers that soon wilt. It's star-studded amiable fluff with no real value, but it's kind of a tickle if you're in the mood. Feb 12, 2010 | Rating: C+ | Full Review…
Valentine's Day is a passing nod to love, like a box of chocolates or flowers that soon wilt. It's star-studded amiable fluff with no real value, but it's kind of a tickle if you're in the mood.
Tom Long
There's absolutely nothing here you haven't seen before, and some of it is downright insulting. Mar 8, 2019 | Full Review…
There's absolutely nothing here you haven't seen before, and some of it is downright insulting.
Amie Simon
... it forgets to pause and consider what romance is really about and it's not about trying to be the new Love Actually Aug 23, 2018 | Rating: 2/5 | Full Review…
... it forgets to pause and consider what romance is really about and it's not about trying to be the new Love Actually
Anna Smith
Yes, it's cliched and not well acted, Valentine's Day still musters up some comedic moments (mostly from Ashton Kutcher) and keeps your attention. Sep 11, 2017 | Rating: C | Full Review…
Yes, it's cliched and not well acted, Valentine's Day still musters up some comedic moments (mostly from Ashton Kutcher) and keeps your attention.
Candice Frederick
Works where so many romantic comedies in general fail because it doesn't offer some idealized look at love, but shows the power of it - warts and all - from a variety of perspectives. Feb 14, 2013 | Rating: 6.5/10 | Full Review…
Works where so many romantic comedies in general fail because it doesn't offer some idealized look at love, but shows the power of it - warts and all - from a variety of perspectives.
Jeffrey Lyles
It tries so hard to capture the magic of films like Love Actually but just stumbles. Jul 30, 2012 | Rating: 2/5 | Full Review…
It tries so hard to capture the magic of films like Love Actually but just stumbles.
Kevin Carr
A collection of intertwined romances with the fleeting "aww" factor of a candy sweetheart. Aug 15, 2011 | Full Review…
A collection of intertwined romances with the fleeting "aww" factor of a candy sweetheart.
Sarah Sluis
LOLZ! Got this movie download free for joining some movie download service. Even though it was free, I still feel I was ripped off. It would be a perfect Valentine's Day movie if vomiting in your mouth a little bit counted as a "kiss". Cummon, Gary Marshall. Enough with the dreck!
Super Reviewer
"Valentine's Day is a movie I actually enjoyed. I thought it was funny. Well mainly Anne Hathaway. She steals the show. Her accents and the things she says. It's really funny. The story lines are predictable with the exception of a couple that really surprised me. The older actors stand out more and do a better job in this film then the younger one's. But I do like how they tell the stories of love from grade school to old school. Most of the stories were good, but a few of them were just boring and not needed. But with so much going on the director does a good job at threading the stories together. They are all linked together in one way or another. Ended up being a pretty cute funny movie. It is worth a watch."
Valentines Day is like the new "We Are The World 25" music video: Stupid, pointless and full of untalented celebrities.
I like movies where storylines intertwine with one another, and Valentine's Day certainly has that - perhaps twenty A and B list actors figuring out their love lives on Valentine's Day. It is somewhat like "Love Actually", but never quite claws its way up to the point where you think the characters care about each other.
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