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Critics Consensus: Eager to please and stuffed with stars, Valentine's Day squanders its promise with a frantic, episodic plot and an abundance of rom-com cliches.
Critic Consensus: Eager to please and stuffed with stars, Valentine's Day squanders its promise with a frantic, episodic plot and an abundance of rom-com cliches.
All Critics (187) | Top Critics (40) | Fresh (33) | Rotten (154) | DVD (8)
It's a very glib, shallow movie, but it keeps you moving around enough that you could actually have a good time.
It's got a cold, shiny cash register right where its heart should be.
The film may be set in L.A., but no scene lasts longer than a New York minute.
Every skit is lame, every line of dialogue is stale, every joke falls flat, and every performance has been phoned in between text messages to agents blinking, ''SOS!''
Valentine's Day is a passing nod to love, like a box of chocolates or flowers that soon wilt. It's star-studded amiable fluff with no real value, but it's kind of a tickle if you're in the mood.
Charmingly cast and phenomenally so-so.
... it forgets to pause and consider what romance is really about and it's not about trying to be the new Love Actually
Yes, it's cliched and not well acted, Valentine's Day still musters up some comedic moments (mostly from Ashton Kutcher) and keeps your attention.
Works where so many romantic comedies in general fail because it doesn't offer some idealized look at love, but shows the power of it - warts and all - from a variety of perspectives.
It tries so hard to capture the magic of films like Love Actually but just stumbles.
A collection of intertwined romances with the fleeting "aww" factor of a candy sweetheart.
It's not even worth it for the star worship. Go watch My Bloody Valentine instead.
LOLZ! Got this movie download free for joining some movie download service. Even though it was free, I still feel I was ripped off. It would be a perfect Valentine's Day movie if vomiting in your mouth a little bit counted as a "kiss". Cummon, Gary Marshall. Enough with the dreck!
Super Reviewer
"Valentine's Day is a movie I actually enjoyed. I thought it was funny. Well mainly Anne Hathaway. She steals the show. Her accents and the things she says. It's really funny. The story lines are predictable with the exception of a couple that really surprised me. The older actors stand out more and do a better job in this film then the younger one's. But I do like how they tell the stories of love from grade school to old school. Most of the stories were good, but a few of them were just boring and not needed. But with so much going on the director does a good job at threading the stories together. They are all linked together in one way or another. Ended up being a pretty cute funny movie. It is worth a watch."
Valentines Day is like the new "We Are The World 25" music video: Stupid, pointless and full of untalented celebrities.
I like movies where storylines intertwine with one another, and Valentine's Day certainly has that - perhaps twenty A and B list actors figuring out their love lives on Valentine's Day. It is somewhat like "Love Actually", but never quite claws its way up to the point where you think the characters care about each other.
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