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Jiu Jitsu (2020)
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Patrick Bromley
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Entertainingly insane and insanely entertaining, Jiu Jitsu is bonkers action cinema of the highest order.
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Posted Nov 18, 2020
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Lucky (2020)
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Patrick Bromley
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Kermani and Grant have made a movie that demands to be seen and deserves to be examined and discussed.
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Posted Oct 21, 2020
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The Dark and the Wicked (2020)
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Patrick Bromley
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What The Strangers is to home invasion horror, this movie is to supernatural horror: an intense and relentless exercise that never ignores the characters or emotional elements in the telling of its story.
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Posted Sep 9, 2020
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The Owners (2020)
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Patrick Bromley
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Once you figure out what The Owners has in store, it's just a waiting game to watch it play out.
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Posted Sep 4, 2020
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Alone (2020)
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Patrick Bromley
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A very straightforward survival thriller, but done with such skill and confidence that it stands above its contemporaries
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Posted Sep 4, 2020
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Patrick Bromley
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For fans of the company's output, Shakespeare's Shitstorm is another Tromasterpiece. Everyone else may want to steer clear.
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Posted Sep 4, 2020
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The Curse of Audrey Earnshaw (2020)
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Patrick Bromley
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Gorgeously photographed, quietly acted, haunting in its cumulative effect.
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Posted Aug 27, 2020
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12 Hour Shift (2020)
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Patrick Bromley
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This is a terrific movie about bad people doing worse things.
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Posted Aug 27, 2020
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The Columnist (2020)
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Patrick Bromley
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This is a movie that's very well directed and very well acted (particularly by Herbers in the lead) and so of the moment that I have to give it a ton of credit even if it didn't come together all the way for me.
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Posted Aug 24, 2020
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The Mortuary Collection (2019)
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Patrick Bromley
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A horror anthology that gets it right.
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Posted Aug 24, 2020
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Jumbo (2020)
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Michelle Swope
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Whittock's writing makes the characters feel genuine and Merlant's quirky but exquisite performance as Jeanne make Jumbo a heartwarming story.
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Posted May 28, 2020
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Exit Wounds (2001)
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Patrick Bromley
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This might be the last time a Steven Seagal movie felt like a real movie.
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Posted Apr 23, 2020
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S.W.A.T. (2003)
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Patrick Bromley
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About as straightforward as action movies of this period get. I mean that in a good way.
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Posted Apr 23, 2020
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On Deadly Ground (1994)
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Patrick Bromley
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This is more than just a vanity project for Seagal. It's also his first real stinker. It would not be his last.
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Posted Apr 23, 2020
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The Mercenary (2019)
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Patrick Bromley
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It's not one of my favorite Jesse V. Johnson joints, but it's still really badass when it wants to be and an action movie I'd recommend to any hardcore #HeavyAction fans.
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Posted Apr 23, 2020
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China O'Brien (1988)
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Patrick Bromley
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The movie is just ok, but Rothrock is awesome.
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Posted Apr 23, 2020
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Color Out of Space (2019)
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Patrick Bromley
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Richard Stanley is back, and he's brought the best Lovecraft adaptation in 30 years with him.
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Posted Jan 24, 2020
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Beyond the Gates (2016)
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Patrick Bromley
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A movie exploding with affection for the kinds of movies that inspired it.
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Posted Oct 31, 2019
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The Belko Experiment (2016)
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Patrick Bromley
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One of the bloodiest, most savage wide releases I've seen in a long, long time.
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Posted Oct 31, 2019
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Begin Again (2013)
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Patrick Bromley
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Plays like a studio remake of Once, retaining some of the ideas and the heart but bogging them down with clumsy filmmaking and bad choices.
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Posted Oct 31, 2019
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Batkid Begins: The Wish Heard Around the World (2015)
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Patrick Bromley
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Sweet and winning and makes us all feel a little better about the world in which we live
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Posted Oct 31, 2019
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Bad Words (2014)
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Patrick Bromley
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It is capable of being funny, sure, but it's a movie that works way better in its dramatic moments.
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Posted Oct 31, 2019
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The Babadook (2014)
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Patrick Bromley
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Is to parenting what The Shining is to alcoholism.
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Posted Oct 31, 2019
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Animals (2014)
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Patrick Bromley
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A deeply human and heartbreaking love story.
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Posted Oct 31, 2019
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American Sniper (2014)
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Patrick Bromley
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This is a story that requires more than basic competence.
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Posted Oct 31, 2019
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Almost Human (2013)
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Patrick Bromley
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It's fun in the way that '80s horror was fun, particularly when it begins to let it rip with the gore effects, which it finally does during its bloody climax.
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Posted Oct 31, 2019
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All the Boys Love Mandy Lane (2006)
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Patrick Bromley
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The scares aren't really there, the gore is mostly uninteresting and the characters are difficult to care about.
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Posted Oct 31, 2019
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All Cheerleaders Die (2013)
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Patrick Bromley
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The movie has a sassy sense of humor, attitude to spare and plenty of playful energy -- all good stuff. But it's basically a mess.
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Posted Oct 31, 2019
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Aftershock (2012)
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Patrick Bromley
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Doggedly determined to prove that the world is awful, but shows no interest in taking responsibility for its own awfulness.
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Posted Oct 31, 2019
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31 (2016)
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Patrick Bromley
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It's what you might expect a Rob Zombie movie to be if he had never made another movie, much less some of the most interesting and distinctive horror films of the last 10-15 years.
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Posted Oct 31, 2019
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24 Exposures (2013)
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Patrick Bromley
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This is Joe Swanberg's De Palma movie, simultaneously laying bare and indulging in his obsessions.
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Posted Oct 31, 2019
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10 Years (2011)
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Patrick Bromley
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It is a movie of small truths, usually well observed.
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Posted Oct 31, 2019
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10 Cloverfield Lane (2016)
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Patrick Bromley
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Even if there are some storytelling choices that don't land quite as well for me as some of the earlier beats, I cannot say enough about the filmmaking technique on display.
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Posted Oct 31, 2019
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Haunt (2019)
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Patrick Bromley
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This is a slick, well-directed exercise, one that knows how to build tension and generate a scare.
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Posted Sep 13, 2019
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Tone-Deaf (2019)
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Patrick Bromley
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Taught, nightmarish, and totally bold, Tone-Deaf is a singular horror film that works as both a quasi-slasher and as satire.
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Posted Aug 25, 2019
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Avengement (2019)
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Patrick Bromley
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This is a hard-hitting movie, the kind where the violence is stylized less so that it looks cool and more so that you feel every blow. I got bruises just watching it.
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Posted May 24, 2019
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4/5
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Saint Frances (2019)
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Patrick Bromley
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Tonally delicate and loving towards every single one of its characters, it's the kind of indie that gives indie movies a good name.
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Posted May 23, 2019
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3.5/5
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Brittany Runs a Marathon (2019)
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Patrick Bromley
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The best kind of crowd-pleaser: one you don't have to feel bad about liking because it doesn't talk down to you.
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Posted May 23, 2019
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3.5/5
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Olympic Dreams (2019)
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Patrick Bromley
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Call it Lost in Translation with more sports.
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Posted May 21, 2019
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4/5
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John Wick: Chapter 3 -- Parabellum (2019)
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Patrick Bromley
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There's no way we're getting a better action movie this year.
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Posted May 21, 2019
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4/5
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Long Shot (2019)
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Patrick Bromley
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A smartly written, very funny, and genuinely romantic movie that does what it sets out to do: present two likable people who are very different and try its best to show them honestly develop feelings for one another.
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Posted May 6, 2019
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3/5
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Nancy Drew and the Hidden Staircase (2019)
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Patrick Bromley
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The kind of movie I want my kids to see, presenting young people who are smart and resourceful and good-hearted instead of self-entitled punks living in a world without consequences.
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Posted Apr 26, 2019
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2.5/5
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Small Crimes (2017)
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Patrick Bromley
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The movie continues to make the case that Evan Katz is a huge talent, but it also fails to really excite me the way his last movie did.
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Posted Nov 2, 2018
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3/5
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Wonder Woman (2017)
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Patrick Bromley
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Easily joins the ranks of some of the best first outings for a superhero in the last two decades.
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Posted Nov 2, 2018
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2.5/5
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Cars 3 (2017)
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Patrick Bromley
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Feels a little like Pixar pondering its own legacy.
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Posted Nov 2, 2018
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3.5/5
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Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
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Patrick Bromley
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Lacking a bit of an emotional component present in some past Spider-Man movies, but makes up for it with sheer fun and entertainment value.
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Posted Nov 2, 2018
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2.5/5
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Dunkirk (2017)
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Patrick Bromley
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Dunkirk wants to go out of its way to avoid war movie cliches until it doesn't, at which point it embraces nearly all of them.
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Posted Nov 2, 2018
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2.5/5
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Death Note (2017)
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Patrick Bromley
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While it didn't exactly inspire me to rush out and track down the other adaptations, it did once again remind me of what a talent Adam Wingard is.
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Posted Nov 2, 2018
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2/5
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The Houses October Built 2 (2017)
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Patrick Bromley
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Content to send the same characters down the same path with what appears on the surface to be the same results.
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Posted Nov 2, 2018
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3/5
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Gerald's Game (2017)
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Patrick Bromley
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Gerald's Game may be an imperfect adaptation, but it's an adaptation that couldn't exist without these actors and this director.
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Posted Nov 2, 2018
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