Charlie Sheen Charlie Goodson Actor Selma Blair Kate Wales Actor Shawnee Smith Jennifer Goodson Actor Daniela Bobadilla Sam Goodson Actor Michael Arden Patrick Actor Noureen DeWulf Lacey Actor Derek Richardson Nolan Actor Barry Corbin Ed Actor Brian Austin Green Sean Actor Laura Bell Bundy Jordan Actor Kim Shaw Vanessa Guest Star Chip Chinery Jimmy Guest Star James Black Cleo Guest Star Aldo Gonzalez Ernesto Guest Star Stephen Monroe Taylor Wayne Guest Star Gary Kraus Burly Man Guest Star Antonio Todd Officer Kettles Guest Star Bruce Helford Executive Producer Joe Roth Executive Producer Mark Burg Executive Producer Dave Caplan Executive Producer Bob Koherr Director Michael Loftus Writer