Charlie Sheen Charlie Goodson Actor Shawnee Smith Jennifer Goodson Actor Michael Arden Patrick Actor Noureen DeWulf Lacey Actor Derek Richardson Nolan Actor Barry Corbin Ed Actor Brian Austin Green Sean Actor Laura Bell Bundy Jordan Actor Brett Butler Brett Guest Star Eugenio Derbez Eugene Guest Star Ajay Mehta Sanjay Guest Star Duncan Bravo Hindu Cleric Guest Star Dominic Rains Mahesh Guest Star Cody Chappel Worker Guest Star D'Arcy Fellona Woman Guest Star Bruce Helford Executive Producer Joe Roth Executive Producer Mark Burg Executive Producer Dave Caplan Executive Producer Bob Koherr Director Bob Kushell Writer