Charlie Sheen Charlie Goodson Actor Shawnee Smith Jennifer Goodson Actor Michael Arden Patrick Actor Noureen DeWulf Lacey Actor Derek Richardson Nolan Actor Barry Corbin Ed Actor Brian Austin Green Sean Actor Laura Bell Bundy Jordan Actor Michael Gross Dr. Randy Guest Star Elaine Hendrix Becky Guest Star James Black Cleo Guest Star Aldo Gonzalez Ernesto Guest Star Paul Rogan Nigel Guest Star Nicole J. Butler Nurse Guest Star Takayo Fischer Esther Guest Star Dennis W. Hall Clip Board Man Guest Star Bruce Helford Executive Producer Joe Roth Executive Producer Mark Burg Executive Producer Dave Caplan Executive Producer Bob Koherr Director Andy Roth Writer