Charlie Sheen Charlie Goodson Actor Shawnee Smith Jennifer Goodson Actor Michael Arden Patrick Actor Noureen DeWulf Lacey Actor Derek Richardson Nolan Actor Barry Corbin Ed Actor Brian Austin Green Sean Actor Laura Bell Bundy Jordan Actor Jeff Doucette Louie Guest Star Mary-Pat Green Greta Guest Star Juan Alfonso Brad Guest Star E.J. Callahan Sal Guest Star Sims Holland Bridget Guest Star Samantha Zweben Reporter Guest Star Tara Karsian Phyllis Guest Star Bruce Helford Executive Producer Joe Roth Executive Producer Mark Burg Executive Producer Dave Caplan Executive Producer Bob Koherr Director Andy Roth Writer