Jay Harrington Ted Actor Portia de Rossi Veronica Actor Andrea Anders Linda Actor Jonathan Slavin Phil Actor Malcolm Barrett Lem Actor Isabella Acres Rose Actor Terry Rhoads Chet Guest Star Merrin Dungey Sheila Guest Star Carla Jimenez Patricia Guest Star Jake Dogias Alvin Guest Star Stefan Marks Brett Guest Star Jonna Kae Volz Veronica's Secretary Guest Star Gary Rubenstein Dr. Rosenbaum Guest Star Martha Boles Lisa Guest Star Bill Stevenson Lonny Guest Star Graham Norris Johnny Guest Star Richard Robichaux Alvin Guest Star Omi Vaiya William Guest Star Claudia Choi Employee Guest Star Kristi Clainos Erica Guest Star Victor Fresco Executive Producer, Writer Michael Teverbaugh Writer Tim Doyle Writer Michael A. Ross Writer Michael Shipley Writer Ingrid Escajeda Writer Elijah Aron Writer Kat Likkel Writer Becky Mann Writer Marc Buckland Director, Writer Michael Alan Spiller Director John Hoberg Writer Audra Sielaff Writer Chris Koch Director Jordan Young Writer Lee Shallat Chemel Director Michael Fresco Director Reginald Hudlin Director