Charlie Sheen Charlie Harper Actor Jon Cryer Alan Harper Actor Angus T. Jones Jake Harper Actor Marin Hinkle Judith Actor Holland Taylor Evelyn Harper Actor Melanie Lynskey Rose Actor J.D. Walsh Gordon Guest Star Jon Lovitz Archie Baldwin Guest Star Loren Lester Emcee Guest Star Robert Clotworthy Announcer Guest Star Theresa Adams Dancer 1 Guest Star Michelle Dionne Dancer 2 Guest Star Danielle Lewis Dancer 3 Guest Star A.J. Adelman Party Guest Guest Star Eric Martic Dinner Guest Guest Star Chuck Lorre Executive Producer, Writer Lee Aronsohn Executive Producer, Writer Eric Tannenbaum Executive Producer Kim Tannenbaum Executive Producer Mark Burg Executive Producer Oren Koules Executive Producer Gary Halvorson Director