Charlie Sheen Charlie Harper Actor Jon Cryer Alan Harper Actor Angus T. Jones Jake Harper Actor Conchata Ferrell Berta Actor Richard Kind Artie Guest Star Ion Overman Vicki Guest Star Tina Morasco Summer Guest Star Lexi Jourden Dakota Guest Star Kate Luyben Woman Guest Star Gregg Marx Announcer Guest Voice David Williams Concert Kid Guest Star Chuck Lorre Executive Producer, Writer Lee Aronsohn Executive Producer, Writer Eric Tannenbaum Executive Producer Kim Tannenbaum Executive Producer Mark Burg Executive Producer Oren Koules Executive Producer Susan Beavers Writer Jim Patterson Writer Ted Wass Director