Charlie Sheen Charlie Harper Actor Jon Cryer Alan Harper Actor Angus T. Jones Jake Harper Actor Marin Hinkle Judith Actor Conchata Ferrell Berta Actor Melanie Lynskey Rose Actor Holland Taylor Evelyn Harper Actor Emilio Estevez Andy Guest Star James Earl Jones James Earl Jones Guest Star Charlie Dell Minister Guest Star Tamara Knausz Woman 1 Guest Star Cazzy Golomb Woman 2 Guest Star Jaimarie Bjorge Charlie's Ex-Girlfriend Guest Star Jessica Hall Charlie's Ex-Girlfriend Guest Star Hyacinth Nier Hyacinth Nier...Woman 3 Guest Star Chuck Lorre Executive Producer, Writer Lee Aronsohn Executive Producer, Writer Eric Tannenbaum Executive Producer Kim Tannenbaum Executive Producer Mark Burg Executive Producer Oren Koules Executive Producer Mark Roberts Writer Don Foster Writer Eddie Gorodetsky Writer Jim Patterson Writer Jeff Melman Director