Charlie Sheen Charlie Harper Actor Jon Cryer Alan Harper Actor Angus T. Jones Jake Harper Actor Marin Hinkle Judith Actor Conchata Ferrell Berta Actor Ryan Stiles Dr. Herb Melnick Guest Star Courtney Thorne-Smith Lyndsey Mackelroy Guest Star Jenny McCarthy Courtney Guest Star Debra D. Holt Overweight Woman Guest Star Joseph Griffo Little Person Guest Star Jim Lau Chinese Man Guest Star Joey Gaytan Gang Banger Guest Star Amelia Brantley Beautiful Woman Guest Star Chuck Lorre Executive Producer, Writer Lee Aronsohn Executive Producer, Writer Eric Tannenbaum Executive Producer Kim Tannenbaum Executive Producer Mark Burg Executive Producer Oren Koules Executive Producer Susan Beavers Writer David Richardson Writer Don Reo Writer James Widdoes Director