Andrew Garfield

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: Do I have to lose you too?

Max Dillon/Electro says: I'll be a god to them.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: A God named sparkles?!

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: What's your name? Jorge. Oh, uh I'm Spiderman

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: There's no place like home.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: You want me to come down there so you can kill me?

Aleksei Sytsevich says: Yes!

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: I'll be right there.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: On behalf of the fine people of New York City and real rhinos everywhere, I ask you to put your mechanized paws in the air.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: You know in the future if you're gonna steal cars, don't dress like a car thief man.

Car Thief says: What are you? You're a cop?

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: Really? You seriously think I'm a cop?

Aunt May says: The last time you did laundry, you turned everything blue and red.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: I was, uh, washing the American flag.

Harry Osborn says: It's been ten years. What have you been up to?

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: I do some web design.

Gwen Stacy says: Really? You web me to a car? What are you a cave man?

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: You shouldn't be here.

Gwen Stacy says: Tie me up to go off to war?

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: You want me to come down there so you can kill me?

Aleksei Sytsevich says: Yeah!

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: Okay, I'll be right there.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: Did you get my message?

Gwen Stacy says: What message?

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: The message on the...

Gwen Stacy says: Oh that message...that was you? I couldn't make it out...

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: I'll tell you what it says...it says I love you...because I love you...and no offense but you're wrong...

Gwen Stacy says: Wrong? Wrong about what?

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: Wrong about us being on different paths...we're not on different paths...you're my path...and you're always going to be my path...and I know there are a million reasons why we shouldn't be together...but I'm tired of them...I'm tired of every single one of them...we all got to make a choice...right? well I choose you...

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: On behalf of the fine people of New York City and real rhinos everywhere, I ask you to but your mechanized paws in the air.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: You want to fight. Fight Me!

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: Don't come in, I'm very naked!

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: I am following you now. I am just going to follow you anywhere. I am going to follow you for the rest of my life.

Aunt May says: What happened to your face?

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: I was cleaning the chimney.

Aunt May says: We have no chimney.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: Whaaaa???

Aunt May says: What happened to your face? It's filthy.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: I was cleaning the chimney.

Aunt May says: We have no chimney.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: What?

Harry Osborn says: [snarls; looks at Gwen and Spider-Man; laughs] Peter. When you said Spider-Man said "no", you meant you said no!

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: Harry, what did you do?

Harry Osborn says: What you made me do. You were my friend. And you - BETRAYED - ME!!

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: No, I was trying to protect you.

Harry Osborn says: [laughs] Look at me!

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: Hey, it's gonna be okay. This is gonna be alright.

Harry Osborn says: You don't people hope. You take it away.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: No, Harry -

Harry Osborn says: I'm gonna take away yours. [flies towards Gwen]

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: No, Gwen! Run! [Harry grabs Gwen and flies away; Peter follows] Harry! Harry, put her down! [climbs up the tower; fires webs at Harry] Harry, stop this right now! This isn't you, Harry! This is not you! Harry, put her down!

Gwen Stacy says: Harry -

Harry Osborn says: HARRY'S DEAD!!

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: Harry, this is between you and me! You wanna fight? Fight me! Let her go!

Harry Osborn says: Okay... [drops Gwen]

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: No! [jumps up to catch Gwen]

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: A god named Sparkles?

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: I should be played by Bruce Campell

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: Knock knock! Mr. Criminal? Hey! My name is Spider-Man! You can call me webhead, you can call me amazing... just don't call me late for dinner, you get it?

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: You want me to come down there so you can kill me?

The Rhino says: Yes!

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: I'll be right there.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: Harry, let her go!

Gwen Stacy says: Harry

Harry Osborn says: Harry is dead!

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: What if something happens to you because of me.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: You wanna fight? Fight me!

Harry Osborn says: You took away mine, now I'm going to take away yours!

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: Gwen, no!

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: Knock knock! Mr. Criminal? (knocks on semi truck window, signals Rhino to roll the window down)

The Rhino says: (Rolls truck window down)

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: (Extends hand out to Rhino out of courtesy) Hey, my name's Spider-Man. You can call me "Web-Head", you can call me "Amazing", pssh, some call me "Late-For-Dinner". Get it?

The Rhino says: (Throws a punch at Spider-Man)

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: (Dodges the punch, disappears, then reappears on top of the truck, looking at Rhino upside down through the window) Not a shaker...? Are you a hugger...?

The Rhino says: (Reaches for machine gun, fires shots at Spider-Man) I'm a killer!

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: Yo! Sparkles!

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: I'm glad you're not one of those cops that rides a horse!

The Rhino says: Say hello to Aleksei Sytsevich!!

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: Oh, hi.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: Gwen! No!

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: I'm the only one who can stop them. I'm Spider-Man.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: I made a choice.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: I made a choice, this is my path.

Gwen Stacy says: Did your traffic thing have anything to do with, I don't know, being shot at by machine guns?

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: Yeah, I was implying that.

Harry Osborn says: Peter Parker.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: Harry Osborn.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: Everyday I wake up knowing that the more people I try to save, the more enemies I will make. And it's just a matter of time before I face those with more power then I can overcome.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: Need a hand?

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: We all gotta make a choice.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: This is my path.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: You okay?

Max Dillon/Electro says: Your Spider-Man.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: Yeah, the costume gives it away, huh Max.

Max Dillon/Electro says: How do you know my name?

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: Your badge, Oscorp.

Max Dillon/Electro says: Nobody knows my name, I'm a nobody.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: Hey, lick that. You are not a nobody, you are a somebody. You're my eyes and ears out here.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: What am I doing, I'm doing my laundry.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: You wanna know what I love about being Spider-Man? Everything.

Eduardo Saverin says: Sorry! My Prada's at the cleaners! Along with my hoodie and my 'fuck you' flip-flops, you pretentious douchebag!

Mark Zuckerberg says: Do you realize that you jeopardized the entire company? Do you realize that your actions have destroyed everything I've been working on?

Eduardo Saverin says: We have been working on.

Mark Zuckerberg says: Without money, the site can't function. Let me tell you difference between Facebook and everybody else. We don't crash ever! If the serves are down for even a day, our entire reputation is irreversibly destroyed.

Eduardo Saverin says: Look...

Mark Zuckerberg says: Users are fickle. Friendster has proved that. Even a few people leaving would reverberate through the entire use base. The users are interconnected. That is the whole point. College kids are online because their friends are online. and if one domino goes, the other dominos go. Don't you get that? I'm not going back to the Caribbean Night at A-E-Pi!

Mark Zuckerberg says: People came to Facemash in a stampede, right?

Eduardo Saverin says: [shivering] Yeah...

Mark Zuckerberg says: But it wasn't because they saw pictures of hot girls. You can go anywhere on the Internet and see pictures of hot girls.

Mark Zuckerberg says: It's because they saw pictures of girls that they knew. People want to go on the Internet and check out their friends so why not build a website that offers that? Friends, pictures, profiles, whatever you can visit, browse around, maybe it's someone you just met at a party. I'm not talking about a dating site. I'm talking about taking the entire social experience of college and putting it online.

Eduardo Saverin says: I can't feel my legs...

Mark Zuckerberg says: I know. I'm totally psyched about this too.

Gretchen says: What was Mr. Zuckerberg's ownership share diluted down to?

Eduardo Saverin says: It wasn't.

Gretchen says: What was Mr. Moskovitz's ownership share diluted down to?

Gretchen says: What was Sean Parker's ownership share diluted down to?

Gretchen says: What was Peter Theil's ownership share diluted down to?

Gretchen says: And what was your ownership share diluted down to?

Eduardo Saverin says: [beat] Point zero three percent.

Store Clerk says: Stop that guy!

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: Not my policy.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: Oh no. Somebody's been a bad lizard.

Miss Ritter says: Peter, don't make promises you can't keep.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: But those are the best kind.

Car Thief says: Are you from the police?

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: Really? Seriously man... Do you really think I am a cop?

Gwen Stacy says: How did you get up here?

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: The fire escape.

Gwen Stacy says: That's twenty stories.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: Your doorman's intimidating.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: I've got to stop him, because I created him.

Gwen Stacy says: That's not your job...

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: Maybe it is.

Receptionist says: Excuse me?

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: What?

Receptionist says: Can I help you?

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: I don't know. I'm here... I'm here to see Dr. Connors.

Receptionist says: Right... You'll find yourself to the left. You are here for the internship?

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: Yeah... Yeah...

Receptionist says: Okay... You'll find your batch to the left.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: Oh!

Receptionist says: Are you having trouble finding yourself?

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: No... I got it...

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: No No No Connors is on the way. He's coming to you right now, he wants the dispersant device, he's gonna infect the whole city!

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: No. No. No. Connors is on the way. He's coming to you right now, he wants the dispersant device, he's gonna infect the whole city!

Gwen Stacy says: There's 8 minutes left.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: You're gonna wait there for 8 minutes after what I've just told you? You leave right now, that is an order.

Gwen Stacy says: I need to get everybody out.

Miss Ritter says: Peter, don't make promises you can't keep.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: But, those are the best kind.

Eduardo Saverin says: 25 minutes late!

Mark Zuckerberg says: He founded Napster when he was 19, he can be late.

Eduardo Saverin says: He's not a god

Mark Zuckerberg says: Then what is he?

Eduardo Saverin says: He's 25 minutes late.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: Put it on! The mask. It's going to make you strong.

Gwen Stacy says: Easy there bugboy.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: What did you call me?

Store Clerk says: Stop that guy!

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: Not my policy

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: Not my policy.

Eduardo Saverin says: Eduardo Saverin: And I'll bet what you hated the most is that they identified me as a co-founder of Facebook Which I am. You better lawyer up, asshole. 'Cause I'm not coming back for 30%. I'm coming back for everything.

Eduardo Saverin says: And I'll bet what you hated the most is that they identified me as a co-founder of Facebook Which I am. You better lawyer up, asshole. 'Cause I'm not coming back for 30%. I'm coming back for everything.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: (to Gwen Stacy) I'm going to throw you out of this window now.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: [to Gwen Stacy] I'm going to throw you out of this window now.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: (Avoids gunshots) That's how you thank me? I just did eighty percent of your job for you!

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: [avoids gunshots] That's how you thank me? I just did eighty percent of your job for you!

Eduardo Saverin says: DON'T FISH EAT OTHER FISH?! THE MARLINS AND THE TROUT?

Dustin Moskovitz says: What's he talkin' about?

Gwen Stacy says: [opens the door to the hallway] No, Dad, I do not want cocoa. Honestly, I'm 17 years old.

George Stacy says: Okay, I just thought I remembered somebody saying last week that her fantasy was to live in a chocolate house.

Gwen Stacy says: Well, thatâ??s impractical! [she shuts the door, then reopens it] And fattening. [closes the door again]

Gwen Stacy says: Well, that's impractical! [she shuts the door, then reopens it] And fattening. [closes the door again]

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: Chocolate house?

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: I think he's trying to do something maybe the police can't.

Gwen Stacy says: Easy... bugboy.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: What did you just call me?

Police Officer says: Who are you?!

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: No one seems to grasp the concept of the mask!

Ben Parker says: She looks familiar. That's the girl on your computer! *to Gwen* He's got you on his computer. I'm his probation officer. *to Peter* Don't forget Aunt May. *exits*

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: Heh... character, my uncle. He's a pathological liar, and he thought you were someone else.

Gwen Stacy says: Aww man, you don't have me on your computer?

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: Well yeah. I mean, I took a photo of the debate team, and you're on the debate team. So... he must've seen me; I was touching up stuff.

Gwen Stacy says: *laughs* "Touching up stuff?"

Gwen Stacy says: *laughs* 'Touching up stuff?'

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: I'm not gonna answer that!

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: Oh no. Somebody's been a bad lizard.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: Ahem, you know, if you're going to steal cars, don't dress like a car thief.

Car Thief says: you a cop?

Car Thief says: You a cop?

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: You seriously think I'm a cop in a skintight red and blue suit?

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: We all have secrets: the ones we keep... and the ones that are kept from us.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: I'm gonna throw you out the window now.

Gwen Stacy says: What?!

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: It's all spandex.

Car Thief says: Are you a cop?

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: Really? A guy's sitting in the back seat in red and blue spandex and you think he's a cop? Really?

Miss Ritter says: Peter, don't make promises you can't keep.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: But those are the best kind [looks at Stacy]

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: But those are the best kind. [looks at Stacy]

Gwen Stacy says: How'd you get out there?

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: Fire escape.

Gwen Stacy says: It's twenty stories.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: Your door man is intimidating.

Gwen Stacy says: My father has 500 officers looking for you.

Gwen Stacy says: My Dad has five hundred officers looking for you.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: 500? that seems a bit excessive.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: Five hundred? That seems a bit excessive.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: you if you're guuna steal cars don't dress like a car thief

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: Ahem, you know, if you're going to steal cars, don't dress like a car thief.

Anton says: What's that doing in a teapot!

Eduardo Saverin says: DON'T FISH EAT OTHER FISH?! THE MARLINS AND THE TROUT?!

Eduardo Saverin says: DON'T FISH EAT OTHER FISH?! THE MARLINS AND THE TROUT?

Dustin Moskovitz says: ... What's he talkin' about?

Dustin Moskovitz says: What's he talkin' about?

Eduardo Saverin says: Who are you going to send that to?

Mark Zuckerberg says: Ah, just a couple of people. The question, is who are they going to send it to.

George Stacy says: Mr.Parker, why are you not in school?

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: Gotta free track.

George Stacy says: OK, well I do not have a free track, so make your point quickly.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: Ok fine, there might not be a dinosaur in Manhattan, but there's something more dangerous and I know who it is.

George Stacy says: You know who it is?

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: Dr. Curt Connors, he's a biochemist-

George Stacy says: Of OSCORP?

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: That's right.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: Hey, I'm swingin' here!

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: You find my weakness, it's small knives. *shoots guy with web shooter*

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: You find my weakness, it's small knives. [shoots guy with web shooter]

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: You found my weakness! It's small knives! [shoots guy with web shooter]

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: "I'm gonna throw you out the window now."

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: I'm gonna throw you out the window now.

Eduardo Saverin says: i like standing next to you Sean, it makes me look so tough.

Eduardo Saverin says: Sorry! My Prada's at the cleaners, along with my hoodie and my fuck you flip-flops. You pretentious douche bag.

Captain Stacy says: So,tell us a little bit about yourself Mr.Parker.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: Not much to tell really.

Gwen Stacy says: Peter lives with his aunt and uncle.

Gwen Stacy says: My Dad has five hundred officers looking for you.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: Five hundred? That seems a bit excessive.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: You found me weakness. It's small knives!

Mary Parker says: You found my weakness. It's small knives!

Spider-Man/Peter Parker says: You found me weakness. It's small knives!

Spider-Man/Peter Parker says: You found my weakness. It's small knives!

Sean Parker says: You think you know me.

Eduardo Saverin says: I've read enough.

Sean Parker says: You know how much I've read about you? (whispers) Nothing.

Sean Parker says: You know how much I've read about you? [whispers] Nothing.

Eduardo Saverin says: And I'll bet what you hated the most is that they identified me as a co-founder of Facebook Which I am. You better lawyer up, asshole. 'Cause I'm not coming back for 30%. I'm coming back for everything.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: If you're gonna steal a car don't dress like a car thief.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: I gotta stop him, cause i created him.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: I gotta stop him, cause I created him.

Captain Stacy says: This guy wears a mask, like an outlaw.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: I think he`s trying to do something the police can`t

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: I think he's trying to do something the police can't

Captain Stacy says: Can`t?

Captain Stacy says: Can't?

Eduardo Saverin says: This is gonna be like I'm not a part of Facebook.

Sean Parker says: It won't be like your not a part of Facebook. You're not a part of Facebook.

Eduardo Saverin says: My name's on the mast head.

Sean Parker says: You might want to check again.

Divya Narendra says: Is this because I froze the account?

Sean Parker says: Did you think we were gonna let you parade around in your ridiculous suits, pretending you running-

Eduardo Saverin says: SORRY, my Prada's at the cleaners. Along with my hoodie and my fuck you flip-flops, you pretentious douche bag!

Sean Parker says: Hang on. Almost forgot. [holds a check in front of Eduardo] Here's your $19,000. I wouldn't cash it, though. I drew it on the account you froze. [Eduardo goes to hit Sean; Sean cowers]

Eduardo Saverin says: [Eduardo pulls back, his eyes wet, but staring to smile] I like standing next to you, Sean. It makes me look so tough. [walks out, escorted by two security guards]