Andrew Burden
Andrew Burden's reviews do not count toward the Tomatometer®. This is not a Tomatometer-approved critic, and this critic's reviews are not published on a Tomatometer-approved publication.
Biography:
Andrew Burden writes short stories, film scripts, articles and film columns. He is still trying to perfect the art of writing letters. He has been published in all sorts of odd places.
His work has featured in the American small press magazine Flesh and Blood (1998, New York) and Ire (1998) an anthology of South African horror (yes, such a thing exists and is doing quite nicely thank you). His story and screenplay Minor Parts was produced by Jon Savage in Grahamstown as well, and despite its intention now resides on the comedy shelf of the local video shop. He has reviewed films for South African broadcasters M-Net and currently writes Cult de Sac, a regular dose of the macabre and offbeat for iafrica.com. He also plays drums, guitar and (much to the sorrow of his family) is currently thumping his way through the fundamentals of loud fuzzy bass. He enjoyed a stint as a guest member of The Buckfever Underground (thanks for the beers) but it currently enjoying the bass too much to inflict it on anyone else. He vaguely remembers studying Journalism and Media Studies at Rhodes University in Grahamstown, but can't be sure. You can email Andrew on a.burden@webmail.co.za or cultdesac@webmail.co.za.
He enjoys receiving emails, as long as they're not from the neighbours complaining about his loud fuzzy bass.
Favorites:
To name a few...
Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence
Last Night
Freaks
At Close Range
The Deerhunter
Psycho
Mask (Eric Stoltz)
The Elephant Man
Easy Rider
Quadrophenia
Pink Floyd: The Wall
Blue Velvet
An American Werewolf in London
Halloween
Any Hammer Horror film
The Crying Game
High Fidelity
Nosferatu
Snatch
Location:
Johannesburg, South Africa
Official Website:
http://entertainment.iafrica.com/movies/cult
The Crucible (1996)
71%
5/5
EDIT
“Powerful adaptation of a classic play” –
iAfrica.com
Nov 22, 2004
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The Clearing (2004)
44%
4/5
EDIT
“Kidnap dramas are nothing new and this one certainly isn't original, but director Pieter Jan Brugge compensates with a stylish approach.” –
iAfrica.com
Nov 22, 2004
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Exorcist: The Beginning (2004)
10%
2/5
EDIT
“Pre-production wranglings shouldn’t affect the final product, but in this case you can’t help wondering if they did.” –
iAfrica.com
Nov 22, 2004
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Crawlspace (1986)
17%
3/5
EDIT
“Chilling, but meandering” –
iAfrica.com
Oct 1, 2004
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Oliver! (1968)
90%
5/5
EDIT
“A classic musical with beautiful backdrops. If you haven't seen it you should ask why not. If you have you should be asking for some more please.” –
iAfrica.com
Oct 1, 2004
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When the Wind Blows (1986)
88%
5/5
EDIT
“One of my all time favourite films - fantastic story, great animation and a title track from David Bowie. What more could you want?” –
iAfrica.com
Oct 1, 2004
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Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985)
80%
3/5
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“Lovely mythology watered down slightly. Still great visuals and as always fantastic action” –
iAfrica.com
Oct 1, 2004
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The Cannonball Run (1981)
29%
4/5
EDIT
“You can't criticise this - it's an institution!” –
iAfrica.com
Oct 1, 2004
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Ghost (1990)
74%
4/5
EDIT
“Despite cynicism I enjoyed it. There I've admitted it” –
iAfrica.com
Oct 1, 2004
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Porky's (1981)
33%
3/5
EDIT
“Crude, but funny film that set a tough standard for similar comedies in the States” –
iAfrica.com
Oct 1, 2004
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Jaws the Revenge (1987)
2%
0/5
EDIT
“It's worse than awful” –
iAfrica.com
Oct 1, 2004
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Shirley Valentine (1989)
72%
4/5
EDIT
“Wonderful benchmark for British comedies” –
iAfrica.com
Oct 1, 2004
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Stepfather II (1989)
22%
0/5
EDIT
“No - let fairly decent first time thrillers lie” –
iAfrica.com
Oct 1, 2004
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Who's That Girl? (1987)
33%
2/5
EDIT
“Not even as a vehicle for a great performer” –
iAfrica.com
Oct 1, 2004
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Boxing Helena (1993)
17%
3/5
EDIT
“Great premise but daughter tries unsuccessfully to outweird her father” –
iAfrica.com
Oct 1, 2004
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Alien vs. Predator (2004)
21%
3/5
EDIT
“A surprisingly good night out. May not meet the expectations of die hard fans of either franchise - still action packed - and if you can overlook the acting - a fun film.” –
iAfrica.com
Oct 1, 2004
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Skin Deep (1989)
36%
3/5
EDIT
“Hasn't aged well, but for its time it was risque, inredibly well written and executed” –
iAfrica.com
Sep 26, 2004
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Jaws 2 (1978)
56%
4/5
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“Decent sequel in spite of itself. Should have stopped with this one though” –
iAfrica.com
Sep 26, 2004
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The Cable Guy (1996)
57%
3/5
EDIT
“Not many seemed to like this one, but I loved the dark undertones. Quirky, funny and new. Worth a look” –
iAfrica.com
Sep 26, 2004
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Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise (1987)
7%
2/5
EDIT
“The first film was tolerable - this devolves into a Porkys wannabe.” –
iAfrica.com
Sep 26, 2004
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*batteries not Included (1987)
55%
2/5
EDIT
“Even if the batteries were included this wouldn't work” –
iAfrica.com
Sep 26, 2004
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Perdita Durango (1997)
43%
5/5
EDIT
“Also known as Perdita Durango, this one'll blow your socks off. It's the Mexican Pulp Fiction, but darker and more powerful. Also severe indictment of US/Mexican relations. Don't miss this one” –
iAfrica.com
Sep 26, 2004
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Three Men and a Little Lady (1990)
40%
2/5
EDIT
“First one was cute, this is simply tired” –
iAfrica.com
Sep 26, 2004
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Hellraiser (1987)
71%
4/5
EDIT
“Transatlantic dubbing and poor acting ruin what should have been an absolute masterpiece of modern horror. You can't take away Clive Barker's originality away though.” –
iAfrica.com
Sep 26, 2004
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Gorky Park (1983)
78%
3/5
EDIT
“Brooding thriller, but overly long and lacking pace” –
iAfrica.com
Sep 26, 2004
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