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Joseph Tomastik

Joseph Tomastik's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer® when published at Tomatometer-approved publication(s).
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Levitating (2026) 8/10 EDIT “It’s the kind of movie that throws an absurd concept at you, shrugs and says to just go with it, and funnels an entertaining, crowd-pleasing story through it.” – Loud and Clear Reviews Feb 4, 2026 Full Review If I Go Will They Miss Me (2026) 100% 8/10 EDIT “Though this film tends to spin its wheels a bit too often, it’s hard to be frustrated when those wheels ultimately take us to such interesting, bittersweet, but oddly cathartic places.” – Loud and Clear Reviews Feb 4, 2026 Full Review Hanging by a Wire (2026) 92% 3.5/5 EDIT “A very straightforward depiction of what happened ... But if you want more than that, I don’t think you’ll get it.” – Loud and Clear Reviews Jan 31, 2026 Full Review zi (2026) 75% 3/5 EDIT “As my first impressions go, its reach seems beyond its grasp, even if that grasp still has something to it.” – Loud and Clear Reviews Jan 31, 2026 Full Review Carousel (2026) 70% 3.5/5 EDIT “It’s a laid-back take on the kind of story you’ve probably seen somewhere before.” – Loud and Clear Reviews Jan 30, 2026 Full Review Josephine (2026) 97% 5/5 EDIT “Not a second went by in which I felt I could look away from Josephine but also didn’t desperately want to.” – Loud and Clear Reviews Jan 30, 2026 Full Review Hold Onto Me (2026) 4/5 EDIT “A very sweet, sentimental film, but in its own way that’s fittingly rough around the edges.” – Loud and Clear Reviews Jan 28, 2026 Full Review Birds of War (2026) 3/5 EDIT “The story being told in Birds of War is so befitting of a classic narrative that I’d say it feels a little unrealistic had I not known that it’s obviously… well, real.” – Loud and Clear Reviews Jan 26, 2026 Full Review Five Nights at Freddy's 2 (2025) 16% 2.5/5 EDIT “I’d recommend you do what the characters in the film should’ve done: never go back to Freddy’s.” – Loud and Clear Reviews Dec 9, 2025 Full Review Wicked: For Good (2025) 66% 3/5 EDIT “For about an hour, it’s a very solid if slightly scattershot continuation of the Wicked story. But as soon as the Wizard of Oz plot makes its way in, the entire thing quickly falls apart.” – Loud and Clear Reviews Nov 18, 2025 Full Review Blue Eyed Girl (2025) 3/5 EDIT “It bends itself around a contrived and hollow romcom plot that, in turn, leaves the rest of its material underserved.” – Loud and Clear Reviews Nov 17, 2025 Full Review Weapons (2025) 93% 3.5/5 EDIT “Most of it is focused on the tension of all these storylines clashing, and what they say about how we treat others in the wake of inconclusive tragedy.” – Loud and Clear Reviews Nov 11, 2025 Full Review The Long Walk (2025) 88% EDIT “The Long Walk leaves you on a very uncertain note ... if you don’t know how to feel towards this ending, that’s very much the point.” – Loud and Clear Reviews Sep 27, 2025 Full Review Splitsville (2025) 84% 4.5/5 EDIT “You’d think a love square would be a death sentence as the premise of a movie… unless that movie was as wild, energized, and flat-out funny as Splitsville.” – Loud and Clear Reviews Sep 19, 2025 Full Review Plainclothes (2025) 83% 5/5 EDIT “A warped, sensual fever dream, where everything somehow feels real and unreal.” – Loud and Clear Reviews Sep 16, 2025 Full Review The Short Game (2024) 2.5/5 EDIT “The Short Game delves into clichéd territory it really doesn’t need to tackle.” – Loud and Clear Reviews Aug 25, 2025 Full Review Americana (2025) 63% 4/5 EDIT “Americana has a lot more tenderness than I was expecting, which itself is buried underneath its dark undertones that condemn a lot of the traditions some classic Westerns lean further into.” – Loud and Clear Reviews Aug 16, 2025 Full Review Before the Devil Knows You're Dead (2007) 89% 4/5 EDIT “A hectic unraveling of two men whose very different lives bring them to the same violent head.” – Loud and Clear Reviews Jul 12, 2025 Full Review Jurassic World Rebirth (2025) 50% 3/5 EDIT “Nothing about this movie feels like anything close to a grand “rebirth.”” – Loud and Clear Reviews Jun 30, 2025 Full Review Ghost Trail (2024) 97% 3/5 EDIT “A solidly made, respectably tactful, and occasionally well written movie, but I’d be lying if I said I was fully engaged the entire way through. ” – Loud and Clear Reviews May 27, 2025 Full Review Hurry Up Tomorrow (2025) 14% 2.5/5 EDIT “Hurry Up Tomorrow treats itself as a bold, psychological deep dive into a popular entertainer. But the story, style, and messaging are desperately looking for an identity like The Weeknd scouring hallways in his Super Bowl show.” – Loud and Clear Reviews May 17, 2025 Full Review Scream 2 (1997) 83% 4/5 EDIT “This sequel properly continues the story of the original, lays even more crucial groundwork for its own sequels to play with, and establishes that the Scream formula can be replicated with the right amount of twists and turns.” – Loud and Clear Reviews May 14, 2025 Full Review Thunderbolts* (2025) 88% EDIT “Thunderbolts* proves itself to be much more thoughtful than it looks, and it hits you hardest where most movies yearn to: its final notes.” – Loud and Clear Reviews May 10, 2025 Full Review Warfare (2025) 92% 4/5 EDIT “An authentic, brutal, often disturbing look inside a real war veteran’s memory.” – Loud and Clear Reviews Apr 10, 2025 Full Review The Woman in the Yard (2025) 41% 4.5/5 EDIT “My favorite type of horror movie, where the overt threat is directly connected to the psychological state of the characters ... This just hit all my sweet spots and really shook me.” – Loud and Clear Reviews Mar 28, 2025 Full Review
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