Toddy Burton
Toddy Burton's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer® when published at Tomatometer-approved publication(s).
Biography:
Austin Chronicle film critic.
Slow Burn (2005)
9%
0.5/5
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“The cast, particularly Liotta, walks around with befuddled expressions on their faces, perhaps wondering what on earth they're doing in this movie and how they can find a new agent ASAP.” –
Austin Chronicle
Mar 25, 2020
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Darfur Now (2007)
74%
2.5/5
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“While it's commendable that Cheadle and Clooney travel the world to promote awareness of the Darfur conflict, it doesn't necessarily make for a good 10 minutes of film.” –
Austin Chronicle
Oct 18, 2008
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Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007)
75%
3/4
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“The songs (written by a slew of artists, including Reilly, Apatow, and Kasdan) are genuine, ridiculous, and often very funny.” –
Austin Chronicle
Dec 21, 2007
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Enchanted (2007)
93%
3.5/5
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“The jokes rarely miss and the result is a refreshingly sardonic fairy tale.” –
Austin Chronicle
Nov 21, 2007
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Love in the Time of Cholera (2007)
25%
1.5/5
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“Itâ(TM)s better to just read the book.” –
Austin Chronicle
Nov 16, 2007
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Fred Claus (2007)
20%
1/5
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“How many laughs can one movie try to squeeze out of Vaughn being attacked by elves? Sadly, it's an awful lot.” –
Austin Chronicle
Nov 8, 2007
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Martian Child (2007)
35%
2/5
EDIT
“There are absolutely no surprises as the film disintegrates into its own cutesy display.” –
Austin Chronicle
Oct 31, 2007
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Deep Water (2006)
96%
4/5
EDIT
“The film evokes a visceral understanding of solitude at sea.” –
Austin Chronicle
Oct 26, 2007
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King of California (2007)
62%
3/5
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“The story is simple, sometimes to a fault, and ultimately Cahill doesn't quite pull off all of the majesty that he attempts. But, I'm excited to see what he'll come up with next.” –
Austin Chronicle
Oct 20, 2007
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Why Did I Get Married? (2007)
48%
1/5
EDIT
“There's such an overriding sense of soap opera that I kept expecting a commercial break.” –
Austin Chronicle
Oct 19, 2007
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The Final Season (2007)
26%
.5/5
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“Kind of Hoosiers: Part 2. But the storytelling is so backassward that it's impossible to care about any of the characters or really engage in the movie whatsoever.” –
Austin Chronicle
Oct 12, 2007
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12:08 East of Bucharest (2006)
96%
3.5/5
EDIT
“While 12:08 East of Bucharest could take more than one viewing to truly appreciate, it's worth the commitment.” –
Austin Chronicle
Oct 6, 2007
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Silk (2007)
7%
1.5/5
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“While the locations are stunning and the cinematography (by Alain Dostie) frequently pulls off compositions of breathtaking beauty, the flimsy emotional journey left me bored and frustrated -- never a good combination.” –
Austin Chronicle
Sep 22, 2007
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Sydney White (2007)
36%
1.5/5
EDIT
“From the contrived romance to the hazy lavender eye make-up that Sydney sports in every scene, there's nothing real about this film.” –
Austin Chronicle
Sep 21, 2007
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War (2007)
14%
2/5
EDIT
“First-time feature director Atwell clearly displays skills he picked up directing videos for Eminem and 50 Cent.” –
Austin Chronicle
Aug 31, 2007
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Death at a Funeral (2007)
63%
3/5
EDIT
“Just when you think things can't quite get any crazier, they do.” –
Austin Chronicle
Aug 25, 2007
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Rocket Science (2007)
84%
3.5/5
EDIT
“Writer/director Blitz demonstrates just how intimately he absorbed the quirky teens and preteens of his prior film.” –
Austin Chronicle
Aug 24, 2007
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The Simpsons Movie (2007)
87%
3/5
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“Maybe the movie is just reaching out for something that saw its heyday five (or even 10) years ago. But oh, what a heyday.” –
Austin Chronicle
Aug 11, 2007
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Talk to Me (2007)
82%
3/5
EDIT
“Despite its earnest attempts at power drama, the joy of Talk to Me lies in the comedy and the wild performances.” –
Austin Chronicle
Aug 11, 2007
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Becoming Jane (2007)
58%
2/5
EDIT
“Becoming Jane attempts to please the purists and the dreamers, but only results in disappointing both.” –
Austin Chronicle
Aug 10, 2007
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I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007)
15%
0/5
EDIT
“Contrived to the point of painful.” –
Austin Chronicle
Jul 20, 2007
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La Vie en Rose (2007)
74%
3.5/5
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“Ultimately, the film rests on [Cotillard's] performance. And there's no better homage to a woman who lived for every time she stepped onto stage.” –
Austin Chronicle
Jun 22, 2007
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I'm Reed Fish (2007)
52%
1/5
EDIT
“Perhaps in more experienced hands, this self-reflection could achieve insight, but as director Adler's first feature and Fish's first produced screenplay, this mess was better left inside the writer's head.” –
Austin Chronicle
Jun 8, 2007
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Once (2007)
97%
4/5
EDIT
“Once transcends even its own ambitions, becoming a complex meditation on relationships, Irish culture, and music.” –
Austin Chronicle
Jun 1, 2007
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Gracie (2007)
62%
2/5
EDIT
“Disintegrates into movie-of-the-week predictability.” –
Austin Chronicle
May 31, 2007
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