
Tom Seymour
Movies reviews only
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47 Meters Down (2017) |
This low budget but highly-effective horror film is exactly the kind of movie that legendary Hollywood D-movie producer Roger Corman would have knocked out in the '70s: plenty of writhing female limbs, no surprises. - Time Out
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| Posted Jul 14, 2017
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Wish Upon (2017) |
What would you wish for? World peace? Instagram fame? Or maybe for Hollywood to stop making horror films so needlessly violent, so deeply cynical, so aggressively targeted at teenage girls. - Time Out
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| Posted Jul 14, 2017
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Our Children (2012) |
Through Lafosse's vivid lensing and framing, Our Children exerts a steely grip. Yet the film remains restrained, detached and balanced ... - The List
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| Posted May 24, 2013
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Olympus Has Fallen (2013) |
It's derivative, it's cheesy, it's fantastically unconvincing, its patriotism unabashed, its politics reductive, its morals binary. - The List
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| Posted Apr 18, 2013
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Love Is All You Need (2012) |
Willfully tries to market itself as delightful and heartwarming, but ends up being neither. - The List
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| Posted Apr 16, 2013
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Ill Manors (2012) |
A guttural call from a place that, for most of us, remains as remote as a jungle. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Jun 06, 2012
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Salmon Fishing in the Yemen (2011) |
Too light for its own good. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Apr 19, 2012
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This Must Be the Place (2011) |
Worth catching for the stunning soundtrack and Sorrentino's mad direction. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Apr 05, 2012
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The Island President (2011) |
Sure it's hagiographic, but this is environmentalist filmmaking at its best. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Mar 29, 2012
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Hard Boiled Sweets (2012) |
A miserable mess of gangland cliches and narrative tangle that deserves to be dropped off the end of Southend pier, preferably attached to an anvil. - Empire Magazine
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| Posted Mar 09, 2012
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Cleanskin (2012) |
With a better script editor, this could have been a character-piece comparable, maybe, to Showtime's Homeland. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Mar 08, 2012
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Chemical Brothers: Don't Think (2012) |
Don't Think is an extraordinarily experiential account of that mildly psychedelic evening, with Smith's camera swooping and swooning over an audience going bananas to the throbbing force of The Chemical Brother's beats. - MovieScope
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| Posted Feb 29, 2012
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Acts of Godfrey (2012) |
It chose the wrong form, and we're hiding a yawn. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Jan 27, 2012
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House of Tolerance (2011) |
Erotically charged but overlong and untroubled by too much plotting. - Empire Magazine
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| Posted Jan 23, 2012
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Mother and Child (2009) |
Mother and Child is too dutiful, overly sincere and its impressions are easily washed away. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Jan 05, 2012
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The Debt (2010) |
Vaughn and Goldman chose the wrong vehicle. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Sep 29, 2011
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Fire in Babylon (2010) |
As vibrant and exuberant as the subject deserves. - Little White Lies
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| Posted May 19, 2011
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Amreeka (2009) |
In attempt to sustain momentum, the film begins to lurch from comic-book realism to join-the-dots melodrama. - Little White Lies
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| Posted May 13, 2011
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The Way (2010) |
What the film lacks in intrigue or edge it atones for with subtle gradations of emotion from its leading man. - Little White Lies
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| Posted May 13, 2011
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Outside the Law (2010) |
A tiring, didactic manipulation of history. - Little White Lies
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| Posted May 05, 2011
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The Eagle (2011) |
A boring Roman Top Gun. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Mar 24, 2011
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Submarine (2010) |
A shy, bright, wonderfully appealing film. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Mar 17, 2011
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Archipelago (2010) |
Hogg is inviting us to dismiss these people as fundamentally different to ourselves. But sat in a dark auditorium, we are merely laughing at each other. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Mar 03, 2011
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Son of Babylon (2009) |
Sometimes a film deserves deference. Sometimes, the only justified response is to bend one's knee. This is one of those films. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Feb 11, 2011
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Hereafter (2010) |
Not his finest, but that's proof of how great this man is. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Jan 27, 2011
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The Mechanic (2011) |
Slick, swift and edgy enough to keep you glued. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Jan 27, 2011
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Morning Glory (2010) |
A vehicle for an effortless performer, but void of conviction. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Jan 20, 2011
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Abel (2010) |
Abel may mark the beginning of a major new Latin American voice. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Jan 06, 2011
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It's Kind of a Funny Story (2010) |
As disposable as a paper cup and, for such promising directors, a serious regression. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Jan 06, 2011
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Tron: Legacy (2010) |
A wash of light, colour and sound that forgoes the most basic elements of cinema. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Dec 16, 2010
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Catfish (2010) |
In the truth it finds, Catfish is a sad and troubling film that avoids cynicism. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Dec 16, 2010
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The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest (2009) |
The Girl Who Makes Us Wish We Were Anywhere Else. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Nov 29, 2010
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Africa United (2010) |
It may be formulaic and linear, it may flinch by too readily blending into fable, but it doesn't hide from the realities. It just refuses to bow to them. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Oct 21, 2010
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Restrepo (2010) |
Film doesn't get more relevant. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Oct 07, 2010
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A Town Called Panic (2009) |
A heady and utterly unapologetic roller-coaster ride into a hyper-vivid, hyperactive world created from cheap children's toys. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Oct 07, 2010
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Collapse (2009) |
Smith treats Ruppert both as exhibit and patient, and he comes across as an angry yet compassionate man, secure in his convictions but lost in his emotions. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Sep 30, 2010
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Confucius (2010) |
For its faults and excesses, Confucius may be the trickle that turns into a flood. Western audiences will learn to love it. They will have little choice. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Sep 24, 2010
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No Impact Man (2009) |
It doesn't sound like fun, and it isn't fun to watch. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Sep 02, 2010
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The Illusionist (2010) |
After this, you may never want to see CGI again. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Aug 20, 2010
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London River (2009) |
This is a noble tribute to a day we all witnessed five years ago, and pray we will never see again. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Jul 16, 2010
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The Concert (2009) |
Mihaileanu owes his casting directors a drink, because they have saved this film. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Jul 16, 2010
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Get Him to the Greek (2010) |
This is Brand's film, and every aspect of his persona is played to the max - the sexual magnetism, the multiple addictions, the doting but distant mum, the hangers-on and women who want to control him. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Jun 25, 2010
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Wild Grass (2009) |
Wild Grass is a casual flexing of careworn but finely tuned creative muscles that playfully demands reverence. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Jun 17, 2010
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4.3.2.1. (2010) |
The multithreads, a la Pulp Fiction, weave and collide, but it's all too linear, too telegraphed, its influences too obvious, its edges sanded down by compromise. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Jun 04, 2010
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Vincere (2009) |
Masterly directed. Powerful and tragic. Pure cinema. - Little White Lies
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| Posted May 13, 2010
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A Boy Called Dad (2009) |
Shot adroitly, and combining Leone-esque close-ups with long tracking shots of the various urban and rural locations, the film prioritises the ambiguity of emotional ties over expository melodrama. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Apr 30, 2010
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Cherry Bomb (2004) |
Cherrybomb is an unaffected, if disposable, tribute to youthful misadventure. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Apr 23, 2010
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Clash of the Titans (2010) |
Thank the Gods Gemma Arterton is very, very good looking. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Apr 07, 2010
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Remember Me (2010) |
Put it this way, Coulter, there are over 3000 true stories you could have told, and this film may insult every single one. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Apr 07, 2010
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The House of the Devil (2009) |
The power of this film lies in the approach to the inevitable final act, rather than the realisation of the act itself. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Mar 22, 2010
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