Suck (2010)




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Movie Info

A bottom-shelf bar band gets a second shot at the big time when they're transformed into vampires and start to develop a loyal following. Joey (Rob Stefaniuk) fronts The Winners, a go-nowhere rock group accustomed to playing empty bowling alleys and deserted bars. They've never had a hit, and their manager Jeff (Dave Foley) voids them like the plague. Dumped by his girlfriend and advised by a sinister bartender (Alice Cooper) to simply snuff it, Joey keeps plugging away at his dreams until the … More

Rating: R (for vampire violence/gore, language and drug material)
Genre: Horror, Musical & Performing Arts, Comedy
Directed By:
Written By: Rob Stefaniuk
In Theaters:
On DVD: Sep 28, 2010
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as Jennifer

as Eddie Van Helsig

as Rockin' Roger

as Victor

as Beef Bellows

as Border Guard

as Bartender

as Queeny

as Waitress

as Danielle
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Critic Reviews for Suck

All Critics (9) | Top Critics (2)

[Not] to be confused with the current Twilight-glomming insta-spoof Vampires Suck -- but that doesn't mean it's an altogether sharper comedy, either.

Full Review… | September 2, 2010
Boston Globe
Top Critic

An indie-rock-scene satire (plus vampires) whose songlist vastly outweighs its laugh (let alone scare) quotient.

Full Review… | July 6, 2010
Top Critic

Like the obscure Vampire musical, ROCKULA- but, you know-good.

Full Review… | July 27, 2010
JoBlo's Movie Emporium

Cameos from the likes of Alice Cooper, Henry Rollins, Moby, Iggy Pop, and Alex Lifeson would seem to indicate that this is something to watch...instead, they clue us in that these no-longer-young rockers will apparently do anything for a buck.

Full Review… | April 28, 2010

A weeknight rental for those who can appreciate material both broadly goofy and amusingly gory.

Full Review… | April 6, 2010

The cinema's insatiable appetite for all things vampire has just received a bloody musical helping of rock 'n' roll that aims for the jugular then doesn't let go.

Full Review… | September 18, 2009

Audience Reviews for Suck


Oh so stupid funny. What's not to like? Rollicking fun with cameos by Alice Cooper, Henry Rollins, Iggy Pop, etc. Campy rock horror flick. I really liked the songs, too.

Cynthia S.

Super Reviewer

This movie sucks.

Dead Angel

Super Reviewer


A film that had no right to be good, and yet was consistently enjoyable. Not quite the next Rocky Horror like they're making it out to be, but certainly worth the watch.

Steve K

Super Reviewer

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