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Suck (2010)




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A bottom-shelf bar band gets a second shot at the big time when they're transformed into vampires and start to develop a loyal following. Joey (Rob Stefaniuk) fronts The Winners, a go-nowhere rock group accustomed to playing empty bowling alleys and deserted bars. They've never had a hit, and their manager Jeff (Dave Foley) voids them like the plague. Dumped by his girlfriend and advised by a sinister bartender (Alice Cooper) to simply snuff it, Joey keeps plugging away at his dreams until the one fateful night when everything changes. Hours after disappearing to an after party with a creepy goth guy (Dimitri Coats), sexy bass player Jennifer (Jessica Paré) shows up lacking more pigment than usual. Before long the Winners are dining on groupies, and dominating the charts. But their success has come at a particularly high price, and when Joey has the opportunity to set things right, he prepares to make the biggest decision of his life. Also featuring Henry Rollins, Iggy Pop, Moby, and Malcolm McDowell. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

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Jessica Paré
as Jennifer
Malcolm McDowell
as Eddie Van Helsig
Henry Rollins
as Rockin' Roger
Iggy Pop
as Victor
as Beef Bellows
Alex Lifeson
as Border Guard
Alice Cooper
as Bartender
Calico Cooper
as Waitress
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Critic Reviews for Suck

All Critics (10) | Top Critics (2)

[Not] to be confused with the current Twilight-glomming insta-spoof Vampires Suck -- but that doesn't mean it's an altogether sharper comedy, either.

September 2, 2010 | Rating: 1.5/4 | Full Review…

An indie-rock-scene satire (plus vampires) whose songlist vastly outweighs its laugh (let alone scare) quotient.

July 6, 2010

Stefaniuk's directorial strengths lie in his creation of aesthetic...and mood. When the film is not self-conscious, it is extremely funny and while the subtext is noticeable, it's not overwhelming.

May 18, 2018 | Full Review…

Like the obscure Vampire musical, ROCKULA- but, you know-good.

July 27, 2010 | Rating: 7.5/10 | Full Review…

Cameos from the likes of Alice Cooper, Henry Rollins, Moby, Iggy Pop, and Alex Lifeson would seem to indicate that this is something to watch...instead, they clue us in that these no-longer-young rockers will apparently do anything for a buck.

April 28, 2010 | Full Review…

A weeknight rental for those who can appreciate material both broadly goofy and amusingly gory.

April 6, 2010 | Rating: 3/5 | Full Review…

Audience Reviews for Suck


Oh so stupid funny. What's not to like? Rollicking fun with cameos by Alice Cooper, Henry Rollins, Iggy Pop, etc. Campy rock horror flick. I really liked the songs, too.

Cynthia S.
Cynthia S.

Super Reviewer

This movie sucks.

Dead Angel
Dead Angel

Super Reviewer


A film that had no right to be good, and yet was consistently enjoyable. Not quite the next Rocky Horror like they're making it out to be, but certainly worth the watch.

Steve K
Steve K

Super Reviewer

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