Caffeine Reviews

August 23, 2008
Overall, those are 88 minutes I desperately wish I could get back.
April 18, 2007
It's the movie equivalent of lukewarm coffee and day-old cake.
March 16, 2007
all talk and no action.
March 16, 2007
About as appetizing as a pot of dishwater coffee.
March 16, 2007
A largely unfunny, predictable, and tired crisscross of any number of lowbrow sitcom plots.
March 16, 2007
The claustrophobic and poorly executed Caffeine is either a play in search of a movie or a movie in search of a play but, either way, it's searching for the wrong thing.
March 15, 2007
[An] overly antic coffeehouse comedy.
March 7, 2007
While I realize that the sophomoric angst served up here is some people's cup of java, it's artificially sweetened enough to drive me to herbal tea.
March 6, 2007
A witless examination of relationships and day jobs, Cosgrove's would-be comedy finds little humor in issues of infidelity, heartbreak (and bodily functions), resulting in a film that's hopelessly amateurish and creatively destitute.