Cheaper by the Dozen Reviews
-A grown-ass man telling prospective babysitters that all of his 12 kids needed to be supervised even though two of them are high schoolers and another is dating Ashton Kutcher (Huh? I never knew Demi Moore was Bonnie Hunt's kid)!
-A Division-Three NCAA head college football coach receiving a direct promotion to the same position in Division-One.
-A rich bastard college football coach putting his spoiled brat kids in public schools but not private.
-A ballyhooed fame seeking football coach not using his celebrity name to get his quarterback son to be a starting quarterback or prominent role player anywhere!
-Impromptu book tours ... as if the author (Bonnie Hunt) had no schedule! All authors have schedules ... even JK Rowling!
-Parents failing to emphasize free tuition! If your kids are so unwilling to move because they want to live in Shitville, USA instead of get free college, even if it was 2003, you should disown them and pray for them to each have a $500,000 in debt!
The closest thing to real this movie ever got to was the red-headed sibling feeling like the closest thing to shit and the fact that a family can have 12 kids. If the douche director wanted to make this a real-life movie, they should have just based this movie in Utah!
WHAT I DIDN'T LIKE: It really is nothing remotely profound, emotional or even at all funny, and as a result it's extremelly forgettable and lacks any sort of genuine purpose.
VERDICT: It doesn't stand-out in the slightest, and it isn't funny at all, but Cheaper by the Dozen is unquestionably a charming and fun film that the whole family can enjoy.