Friday the 13th Reviews

  • Jan 07, 2020

    Crazy bloody but very inappropriate.

    Crazy bloody but very inappropriate.

  • Dec 29, 2019

    Among the worst of the series. I know he didn't direct it, but this has Michael Bay written all over it: glossy thrills, offensively stupid characters and a complete disinterest in complexity or surprises. Even the scares, which aren't bad, are ruined by ridiculous predictability, and visuals so dark and shaky they're nearly impossible to comprehend at times. SIDE NOTE: Title card at 23 minutes?? Wow…

    Among the worst of the series. I know he didn't direct it, but this has Michael Bay written all over it: glossy thrills, offensively stupid characters and a complete disinterest in complexity or surprises. Even the scares, which aren't bad, are ruined by ridiculous predictability, and visuals so dark and shaky they're nearly impossible to comprehend at times. SIDE NOTE: Title card at 23 minutes?? Wow…

  • Dec 26, 2019

    You may as well go to pornhub because this movie is mainly sex. This movie isn't very good, there's just too much everything. 16%

    You may as well go to pornhub because this movie is mainly sex. This movie isn't very good, there's just too much everything. 16%

  • Dec 25, 2019

    Muchas escenas de desnudos femeninos atractivos, todos los clichés de las fiestas universitarias norteamericanas, y un sinfín de muertes. No es buena, pero se deja ver.

    Muchas escenas de desnudos femeninos atractivos, todos los clichés de las fiestas universitarias norteamericanas, y un sinfín de muertes. No es buena, pero se deja ver.

  • Dec 20, 2019

    Boring made me sleepy

    Boring made me sleepy

  • Dec 13, 2019

    A well-constructed sequel for a mostly boring franchise, but it lacks everything that made jason lives so good, die hard jason fans may have fun watching this remake, but i'd sit this one out

    A well-constructed sequel for a mostly boring franchise, but it lacks everything that made jason lives so good, die hard jason fans may have fun watching this remake, but i'd sit this one out

  • Nov 14, 2019

    While Jason is visually terrifying, the hockey masked murderer won’t take your mind off of the non-existent plot, lack of originality, and over used horror dialogue

    While Jason is visually terrifying, the hockey masked murderer won’t take your mind off of the non-existent plot, lack of originality, and over used horror dialogue

  • Nov 13, 2019

    So underrated. Bad acting and a simple plot are to be expected from this series, but that's part of it's charm. Marcus Nispel does a great job directing and sets a fun, summery tone that doesn't dial back the gore or scares.

    So underrated. Bad acting and a simple plot are to be expected from this series, but that's part of it's charm. Marcus Nispel does a great job directing and sets a fun, summery tone that doesn't dial back the gore or scares.

  • Oct 20, 2019

    Might look rough around the edges but the new direction is surprisingly okay.

    Might look rough around the edges but the new direction is surprisingly okay.

  • Oct 13, 2019

    Instead of being a mindless monster,they made Jason terrifying a hunter who could set traps and wasn't as dumb as the original made him out to be. This is my favorite of the Friday franchise

    Instead of being a mindless monster,they made Jason terrifying a hunter who could set traps and wasn't as dumb as the original made him out to be. This is my favorite of the Friday franchise