James Melkonian Director Johnny Brennan Self Kamal Kamal Actor Alan Arkin Ernie Lazarro Actor William Hickey Don 'Uncle Freddy' Frederico Actor Alan North Micky Crump Actor Brad Sullivan Detective Robert Worzic Actor James Lorinz Brett Weir Actor Suzanne Shepherd Mrs. B Actor Vincent Pastore Tony Scarboni Actor Brian Tarantina Geno Actor Peter Appel Sonny Actor Ozzy Osbourne Band Manager Actor Paul Bartel Host at Tut's Actor Tom Jones Self Joe Roth Producer Roger Birnbaum Producer