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Stuck On You (2003)

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60

Average Rating: 6/10
Reviews Counted: 156
Fresh: 94 | Rotten: 62

An unusually sweet and charming comedy by the Farrelly brothers. Fans may miss the distinct lack of bodily fluids though.

50

Average Rating: 5.4/10
Critic Reviews: 40
Fresh: 20 | Rotten: 20

An unusually sweet and charming comedy by the Farrelly brothers. Fans may miss the distinct lack of bodily fluids though.

audience

35

liked it
Average Rating: 2.6/5
User Ratings: 133,076

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Movie Info

After tackling schizophrenia, obesity, and the inner workings of the vascular system (as represented by an animated Chris Rock), Peter and Bobby Farrelly set their comedic sights on a set of conjoined twins in this broad comedy. Written and directed by the non-twin Farrellys, Stuck on You stars Greg Kinnear and Matt Damon as, respectively, Walt and Bob Tenor, brothers who are so close, they're quite literally joined at the hip. While life in their sleepy, welcoming Martha's Vineyard burgh is

PG-13,

Comedy

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Peter Farrelly, Bobby Farrelly

Apr 27, 2004

$33.6M

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All Critics (167) | Top Critics (43) | Fresh (94) | Rotten (62) | DVD (37)

A one-joke affair about conjoined twins that feels like it bypassed the scripting stage and was filmed directly from the pitch, the comedy remains resoundingly unfunny despite the strained efforts of stars Matt Damon and Greg Kinnear.

December 23, 2003 Full Review Source: Variety | Comment (1)
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A brilliant enactment of the comedy of denial.

December 19, 2003 Full Review Source: Chicago Reader
Chicago Reader
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The Farrellys need to remember this: Sappiness is easy, comedy is hard.

December 16, 2003 Full Review Source: TIME Magazine
TIME Magazine
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Stuck on You is hilarious -- but it's also sweet, in a demented sort of way.

December 15, 2003 Full Review Source: Ebert & Roeper
Ebert & Roeper
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It's entertaining, not groundbreaking.

December 13, 2003 Full Review Source: Salon.com
Salon.com
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By the Farrellys' standards, Stuck on You is pretty tame, keeping the gutter humor to a minimum.

December 13, 2003
Arizona Republic
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Sweet, slapstick and crude humor.

December 28, 2010 Full Review Source: Common Sense Media
Common Sense Media

In spite of a convincing make-up job and the best efforts of its cast, "Stuck On You" falls as far short of the mark as the Farrelly Brothers' "Shallow Hal" (2001).

May 9, 2009 Full Review Source: ColeSmithey.com
ColeSmithey.com

When not overindulging in birth defect humor, this shock comedy divides its attention between two equally-annoying sub-themes: degrading females and prominent product placements.

April 22, 2007 Full Review Source: Princeton Town Topics | Comment (1)
Princeton Town Topics

An inoffensive one-joke valentine to freaks and geeks.

May 4, 2005 Full Review Source: Lessons of Darkness
Lessons of Darkness

Os Farrelly alcançaram um estranho resultado: apesar de não ter rido uma vez sequer durante o filme, confesso que passei a me importar com o destino de seus protagonistas.

August 21, 2004
Cinema em Cena

An entertaining comedy that gets drowned in too much sap and fails because of it.

July 20, 2004 Full Review Source: FilmFocus

A lesser Farrelly brothers movie, but it's got enough laughs and kindness to call it a success.

May 3, 2004

...in trying to be too politically correct, the Farrellys simply make things too saccharine.

April 22, 2004 Full Review Source: Movie Metropolis
Movie Metropolis

Lo que hacen los Farrelly es reírse de algo considerado “serio” pero como quien se ríe de algo de todos los días.

April 4, 2004 Full Review Source: Uruguay Total
Uruguay Total

...thisclose to a one-note amusement, and a silly one at that.

February 27, 2004 Full Review Source: Boulder Weekly

Typical Farrelly Brothers material--no more, no less.

January 15, 2004
Radio Free Entertainment

Though the Farrellys helped revitalize the mainstream shock-gag genre, they're also the most persistent in revealing its humanist potential.

January 13, 2004 Full Review

The Farrelly brothers -- closet humanists of the first order -- deliver a terrifically funny flick, smartly more invested in character rather than its outrageous premise.

January 9, 2004 Full Review Source: Entertainment Today
Entertainment Today

'Sólo se puede recomendar si no tiene nada que hacer y está con ánimos de una buena dosis de humor negro y excesivo. Si no, ni le busque'

January 9, 2004 Full Review Source: Moviola

The Farrelly Brothers go soft in their old age with this shockingly inoffensive comedy about a pair of conjoined twins.

January 9, 2004 Full Review Source: Teletext
Teletext

silly, the film's funny chart progresses with a steady flow of peaks and valleys

January 6, 2004 Full Review Source: Hollywood Report Card
Hollywood Report Card

Not only is the Farrelly brothers' latest film the funniest film of the year, it marks a quantum leap forward for the filmmaking duo.

January 5, 2004 Full Review Source: iofilm.co.uk
iofilm.co.uk

If you're after a comedy that will make you laugh for many of its 115 minutes, Stuck On You does deliver.

January 3, 2004 Full Review Source: Daily Mail [UK]
Daily Mail [UK]

The Farrellys most personal film since Dumb and Dumber. Is that a compliment?

January 2, 2004 Full Review Source: Film Snobs
Film Snobs

The secret of the Farrelly's best films is that they have undisguised affection for the oddballs in their movies.

January 1, 2004 Full Review

Audience Reviews for Stuck On You

Doesn't get the laughs of some other Farrelly Brothers movies, (Dumb and Dumber, There's Something About Mary and Kingpin still being their best), but Stuck on You displays a humanity and sensitivity that's absent from a lot of their films as they go somewhere where I've never seen another movie go: a story about conjoined twins. It's a decent skewering of skin-deep Hollywood, but ironically, it's one that never quite gets beneath the surface. The Cher bits were good, though - why did she take this role? - and this is one of my favourite Greg Kinnear performances... and if you know my reviews, you know the guy annoys the heck out of me, so that's saying a lot. A few great jokes and some funny cameos, but overall there's nothing too special here.
April 8, 2012
danperry17

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Hilarious! A must see!
June 24, 2011
murphmann93
Bethany Murphy

Super Reviewer

a massively funny, smart, and underrated comedy. in the vein of the comedies on the 90's, damon and kinnear played off of each other perfectly and the humor worked for me from start to finish.
February 22, 2011
sanjurosamurai
danny d

Super Reviewer

Not that funny.
February 4, 2011
Raajay

Super Reviewer

    1. Walt Tenor: Nine inches.
    – Submitted by Marilyn M (23 months ago)
    1. Morty O'Reilly: I'm gonna have to level with you. Siamese twins ain't the easiest sell I've ever had.
    2. Bob Tenor: We're not Siamese. We're American.
    – Submitted by Lorenzo V (2 years ago)
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