Stuck on You (2003)



Critic Consensus: An unusually sweet and charming comedy by the Farrelly brothers. Fans may miss the distinct lack of bodily fluids though.

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Bob and Walt Tenor are small-town legends who excel at sports, and who are the proud owners of a fast-food restaurant where their four hands work the grill at lightning speed. When the acting bug bites Walt, he convinces Bob to honor their childhood pact to never hold back the other, and the brothers head west for the bright lights of Hollywood. Bob and Walt make fast friends with their sexy neighbor, who helps Walt land a grizzled agent whose idea of a prime gig for Walt is a porn film. Things finally begin to look up for Walt when the boys encounter legendary diva--and Academy Award winning actress--Cher. Looking to sabotage her new television series, of which she wants no part, Cher casts Walt as her co-star. Instead of dooming the show, Walt propels it to the top of the ratings, and the brothers became instant celebrities. But their real adventure is only beginning, as Bob finds romance with a longtime cyber-pal, and the brothers make a decision that will forever change their lives. Whatever happens to the boys, one thing is certain: nothing will ever come between them.
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Lenny Clarke
as Jailhouse Comic
Meryl Streep
as Herself
Adam Shankman
as Choreographer/Waiter
Griffin Dunne
as Himself
as Herself
Frankie Muniz
as Cher's Boy Toy (uncredited)
Luke Wilson
as Himself
Doug Jones
as Space Alien No. 2
Eva Mendes
as April
Tom Brady
as Computer Geek No. 1
Seymour Cassel
as Morty O'Reilly
Steve Cohen
as Casting Agent No. 9
Rhona Mitra
as Bus Stop Bombshell
Dane Cook
as Officer Fraioli
Michael Callan
as Fox Prexy
Peter Dante
as Officer J.J. Hill
Lin Shaye
as Makeup Babe
Jay Leno
as Himself
Roger Fan
as Executive No. 1
Jeffrey Ross
as Beaze Security Guard
Jessica Cauffiel
as Bar Hottie
Googy Gress
as Pete Peterson
Skyler Stone
as George
Steve Tyler
as Officer Reney
Fred Burns
as Street Comic
Kristen Trucksess
as Mrs. Tourist
Kiele Sanchez
as Pepper Spray Cutie
Daniel Greene
as Mr. Tourist
Charlie Thomas
as 4-Year-Old Walt
Ricky Williams
as MV Football Coach
Galen Schrick
as Brimstone Preacher
Mike Cerrone
as Hockey Stud
Sergio Garcia
as Himself
George Christy
as Beaze Stagehand
Lawyer Milloy
as Computer Geek No. 2
Monika Kramlik
as Dubble Bubble Babe No. 2
Pete Peterson
as Piano Player
Sayed Badreya
as Assisting Surgeon
Kelly Albanese
as Jogger Babe No. 2
Zachary Woodlee
as Dancer No. 1
Gene Feldman
as First AD
Bennett Yellin
as SPFX Man No. 1
Hillary Matthews
as Nurse's Aide
Ricky Blitt
as Mobster
John R. Corella
as Dancer No. 4
Jonathan Cauff
as Umpire No. 2
Ernie Garrett
as Bar Thug
Bruce Armstrong
as Beaze Thug No. 2
Ellen Jacoby
as Casting Agent No. 7
Jackie Flynn
as Howard
Brian Mone
as Tall Man
Billy Andrade
as Himself
Kevin Civale
as Boxing Corner Man
John Woodin
as Porno Stage Hand
Kevin Black
as Dancer No. 10
Stephen Saux
as Drive-By Heckler
Nikki Tyler-Flynn
as Double Bubble Casting Agent
Jesse Peter
as Bully Kid
Nancy Byers
as Gorgeous Hostess
Anna Byers
as Cute Autograph Girl
Rene Kirby
as Phil Rupp
Johnny Cicco
as Porno Director
Brian Hayes Currie
as Laughing Director
Ben Koldyke
as Officer Tommy Johnson
Ania Zalewski
as Dancer No. 16
Michael Burton
as Beaze Executive
Peter Grundy
as Boxing Trainer
Robert F. Smith
as Outta Sight Singer No. 3
Catherine McCord
as Jogger Babe No. 1
Elaine Curtis
as Cher's Assistant
Michael Edward Thomas
as Convenience Store Guy
Larry Grant
as Coffee Shop Patron
Steve Cerrone
as Dart in Head Guy
Bob Kocsis
as 4-Year-Old Bob
Caryl West
as Oak Bluffs Theatre Woman
Mariann Neary
as Purse Babe No. 1
Tracey Ruggiero
as Barney's Waitress
Dani Lee
as Dancer No. 2
Michael Lee Merrins
as Umpire No. 1
Lisa Ratzin
as Dancer No. 3
Dan Murphy
as Dicky
Sean P. Gildea
as Baseball Coach
Bob Mone
as Hospital Heartthrob
Will Coogan
as Eddie
Ashley B. Howard
as Double Bubble Babe
Tiffany Anne Marie Lucich
as Hottie Highlands Waitress
Tara Nicole
as Dancer No. 5
Bridget Tobin
as Vineyard Cutie
Malcolm G. Chace Jr.
as Vineyard Buddy
Leslie Monroe
as Vineyard Patron
Jennifer Azar Burnham
as Executive No. 2
Terez Kocsis
as Purse Babe No. 2
Benjamin S. Carson Sr.
as Head Surgeon
Dan Geraci
as Handsome Hospital Orderly
Paulina Neely
as Jogger Babe No. 3
Ann Stocking
as Casting Agent No. 1
Tracy Ashton
as Casting Agent No. 2
Joe Steilen
as Casting Agent No. 3
Nate Steilen
as Casting Agent No. 4
Lisa Jouet Mosenson
as Casting Agent No. 5
Joni Friedman
as Casting Agent No. 6
Carrie Yazel-Steilen
as Casting Agent No. 8
Pat Battistini
as Space Alien No. 1
Rene C. Kirby
as Phil Rupp
Erica Lookadoo
as Marianna Trench
Justin Alioto
as Beaze Fan No. 1
Will Dunn
as Beaze Fan No. 2
Terry Nicholson
as Beaze Fan No. 3
Robyn MK Brooks
as Beaze Fan No. 4
Gregory Wyler
as SPFX Guy No. 2
Carolyn Stotes
as Pretty Hostess
Gary M. Baker
as Dave the Bartender
Colin Kenrick
as 9-Year-Old Walt
Dennis Kravchenko
as 9-Year-Old Bob
Otis Walter Albert
as Outta Sight Singer No. 1
Elizardo Del Rio
as Outta Sight Singer No. 2
Artie Granfield
as Barney's Patron
John Mulcahy
as Boxing Referee
Joel B. Hayden
as Piano Bar Patron
Gino Torretta
as Beaze Thug No. 1
Keith A. Hoffman
as School Principal
John Chan
as Incessant Photographer
Jenni Osborne
as Dancer No. 7
Monica Horstmann
as Dancer No. 8
Melanie Gibbs
as Dancer No. 9
Daniel Bourgoin
as Dancer No. 11
George Drija
as Dancer No. 12
Rubin Pinor
as Dancer No. 13
Vincent T. Bingham
as Dancer No. 14
Roman Lomakin
as Dancer No. 15
Jeannie Mustelier
as Dancer No. 17
Jacquelyn Dowsett
as Dancer No. 18
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Critic Reviews for Stuck on You

All Critics (157) | Top Critics (41)

A one-joke affair about conjoined twins that feels like it bypassed the scripting stage and was filmed directly from the pitch, the comedy remains resoundingly unfunny despite the strained efforts of stars Matt Damon and Greg Kinnear.

Full Review… | December 23, 2003
Top Critic

A brilliant enactment of the comedy of denial.

Full Review… | December 19, 2003
Chicago Reader
Top Critic

The Farrellys need to remember this: Sappiness is easy, comedy is hard.

Full Review… | December 16, 2003
TIME Magazine
Top Critic

Stuck on You is hilarious -- but it's also sweet, in a demented sort of way.

December 15, 2003
Ebert & Roeper
Top Critic

It's entertaining, not groundbreaking.

Full Review… | December 13, 2003
Top Critic

By the Farrellys' standards, Stuck on You is pretty tame, keeping the gutter humor to a minimum.

December 13, 2003
Arizona Republic
Top Critic

Audience Reviews for Stuck on You

Doesn't get the laughs of some other Farrelly Brothers movies, (Dumb and Dumber, There's Something About Mary and Kingpin still being their best), but Stuck on You displays a humanity and sensitivity that's absent from a lot of their films as they go somewhere where I've never seen another movie go: a story about conjoined twins. It's a decent skewering of skin-deep Hollywood, but ironically, it's one that never quite gets beneath the surface. The Cher bits were good, though - why did she take this role? - and this is one of my favourite Greg Kinnear performances... and if you know my reviews, you know the guy annoys the heck out of me, so that's saying a lot. A few great jokes and some funny cameos, but overall there's nothing too special here.

Daniel Perry
Daniel Perry

Super Reviewer

Hilarious! A must see!

Bethany Murphy
Bethany Murphy

Super Reviewer

a massively funny, smart, and underrated comedy. in the vein of the comedies on the 90's, damon and kinnear played off of each other perfectly and the humor worked for me from start to finish.

danny d
danny d

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