Transporter 3 Reviews
The creative team move the franchise back into europudding territory, which is where the Transporter lives. Statham's car traverses Europe in much the same way his accent wanders from Hackney to Mid-Atlantic.
Rent-a-villain Robert Knepper provides the requisite pantomime villain while the cast of Stunt Equity get the usual pasting from Statham. As the love interest one Natalya Rudakova ( who she? ) is immensely irritating. At least she brings up the elephant in the room by questioning Frank's orientation.
A faded carbon copy of the first film that is lumpen compared to it.
It has action but very little else.
Jason Statham is the ONLY redeeming part of this movie. Everything else, from the way it's shot to the script to the supporting cast...everything else is absolutely terrible.