Seth MacFarlane Stan Smith, Roger Voice Wendy Schaal Francine Smith Voice Rachael MacFarlane Hayley Smith Voice Scott Grimes Steve Smith Voice Dee Bradley Baker Klaus Voice Mike Barker Contestant, Terry Bates Guest Voice David Faustino Himself Guest Voice Jason Lee Officer Bays Guest Voice Ron Livingston Bob Memari Guest Voice Megyn Price Linda Memari Guest Voice Andy Richter Philip Guest Voice Patrick Stewart Avery Bullock Guest Voice Jill Talley Sen. Feinstein, Maria Guest Voice Rob Tinkler Doyle, Fusfeld Guest Voice Pam Cooke Director David Zuckerman Writer