The Painter and the Thief
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While not a complete waste of film, there are some pretty nude ladies in it after all, it is not much more than a vanity piece for the writer/director, Brian Berke. Ron Jeremy, a well known porn star, has his body possessed by a bunch of guys who live in their mother's basements, one at a time, which disrupts his livelihood both personally and professionally. The possession last until Jeremy passes gas. If you find this concept funny, this is for you. There is no porn in this movie.
Entertaining enough spoof, but with a lot of missed humorous opportunities.
interesting paradoy of being john malkovich.
This movie sucks! This movie makes me not want to be ron jeremy. If i could i would give this movie -100%
Thank God this movie only lasts 40 minutes. It tries to create a satire on "Being John Malkovic", but it was not funny and in many parts seems like a awful homemade movie. You can find much better produced movies by unfamous people on youtube.
As anyone will tell you, and what you should be able to derive from the title, it's a spoof of "Being John Malkovic." Not having seen "Being John Malkovic" (yet), I'm sure that the John Malkovic original is 100 times better. Like Ron Jeremy and his porn movies, this short film has plenty of bad acting and little actual plot. Course, there are several nude porn actresses, but if you're wanting to see them, I'd suggest just going on the Internet. You'd waste less time.
Funny (could have been funnier), short spoof of BEING JOHN MALKOVICH except with Ron Jeremy. Also with Andy Dick.
I really did not like this. At all. It was really stupid and I only found the part with Gauge to be funny. The acting was horrific.
What a waste of time... should've been even shorter in duration. a real waste of time.. a pile of shit
I hate to say it, but I laughed the whole way through this 37 minute comedy short. Ron Jeremy really is a talented actor; it's sad that he can't seem to get out of the Porn business.