Bridge to Terabithia Reviews
I swear Jess and Leslie are both trippy af, and the probably snorted coke before entering Terabithia. Even my classmates and friends were whispering about how they took the drugs before entering it.
That's not all......
The film, IS SOOOOOO BORING!!! To get a sense of how bored I was, I went to the other empty class with other bored people and started drawing on the white boards. After i went back to the other class that was showing the movie and started sweeping the dirty floor from the fattys that left popcorn on the ground.
It was only the last couple of parts that made me not lower the stars down to 1 or 2!
For common sense of the environment of the school, why tell Hell are there NO MONITORS! Oh come on, whose school doesn't have monitors outside the school when it is breaktime/recess. Have some common sense! Like, is it that bad to have a school that has people standing in front of the washroom asking for money in order to go piss? Even back then it probably wasn't THAT bad! If there are that much bullies, then what kind of school is that? Oh, and also please, NO ONE GOES WITH A MUSIC TEACHER TO THE MUSEUM ON A FKING SATURDAY! That sounds very stupid and odd
The last couple of parts was somewhat touching, and it was somewhat sad, but I didn't want to shed a tear because this movie didn't deserve it. some of my classmates were crying a little because they thought it was emotional at the end. I was yelling(in a very disbelieving tone),
"Why is everyone crying?!!!" because this movie isn't the "Forrest Gump" type where fking Ginnaaaaaaay dies from fking AIDs for God's sake!
JOSH HUTCHERSON, go back to Katniss and catch fire please.
I was being "generous" for giving 3 stars, and please don't try to fk with me own because for all u triggered people u can't reply and its my opinion.
IF YOU SLEEP IN THEATRES THIS IS NOT THE MOVIE FOR U
(wait, if u sleep in movies then us shouldn't watch any at all, nvm. Anyways I was trying to prove a stupid point whatever why am I typing so much this is in brackets. I'm also suppose to sleep right now, my dad will be mad if he finds out I'm typing lol)
The audience does not see what is coming in this story. It deals with 2 outcasts and their struggle against bullies, boredom and breaking out of their shell. I highly recommend this film as it is very unlike a product you would expect out of the Hollywood formula, but am certain this was only produced due to the success of the novel. It is a tearjerker.
Bridge to Terabithia is innocent and cutsey. Two kids who are deprived of love from their parents and are bullied at school, create the fantasy world of Terabithia where they rule a kingdom.
In order to watch this movie, you need some suspension of disbelief. Like why there aren't playground monitors...and why middle school kids are playing pretend.
And the ending...yeah..it left me thinking "...really?"
Honestly, I wouldn't recommend this movie to anyone, and would never watch it again.