A woman gets raped in her home. She doesn?t seem to bothered about this. Her son is a bit of a twit. He lets his girlfriend push him around. He borrows gets money off this woman for his apartment. Her mother is shagging a younger man. Her ex is also shagging someone younger. Like many 60 year old french women, she owns a game company that makes violent games. Her game has a rapey scene. This doesn?t seem to bother her. Their game is 6 months behind. People in the company hate her, except for one bloke who loves her but he?s a bit creepy. She has a new neighbor, he?s seems nice. Not rapey at all but very religious. She has a wank looking at him set up a manger. She?s shagging her best mates husband. Oh did I mention her dad went on a killing spree? Yeah and people blame her. She gets raped again, once or twice, I can?t remember. Doesn?t seem to matter. Her neighbour says he chased someone away from her house (I?m not sure about this one.) She?s getting weird texts. She befirends her husbands new girlfriend. Someone break into her house and wanks on the bed. She dips her finger in this (as you would). Someone send around a rapey video of her. She gets the creepy guy she works with hacking into peoples accounts to see who did it. Turns out it was him. She maces her ex husband. Turns out she left him cos he hit her.Michelle invites everyone to a christmas dinner. Oh I hope nothing goes wrong. She flirts with her non rapey neighbour. Her mum has stroke so she lezes it up with her best mate. Her sons missus has a baby. The babies black but he wouldn?t notice that would he? At this poinit I?m thinking Tommy Wiseau?s ?The room? is better written than this shite. The ex husband gets dumped. Anyway she scatters her mums ashes. Her mums dying wish was to have her talk to her dad. She tries but he only goes and fucking tops himself. She gets harassed by the press and crashes her car. Who does she call? The rapest bloke...sure why wouldn?t you? You might as well be mates with him. Think he tried it again but he didnt like consent too much. Probably impotent. DEEP/ I wondered ?when this thing going to be over?? but it just kept fucking going. Her best mates finds out her husband is havin? an affair. She has a launch party for her game. She?s good mates with Mr McRapey at this stage (offcourse). She tells her mate it was her shagging her husband. Sounds like an 80's soap opera, right?
So anyway he tries it on again but her son smacks him on the head. He?s dead. Cant trust the cops still. The rapist's wife moves out. Turns out she was in on it. She heads to the graveyard. Her best mate turns up. Says ?I heard you would be here? (in the fucking graveyard). They are still mates and walk off. FEMINISM. The film received a seven-minute standing ovation at its Cannes Film Festival international premiere. You heard me. I?m not sure why. Maybe cos its in french? This has a 90% critics rating on rotten tomatoes. Check back in 10 years and we?ll see how that goes for this.Critics are fucking sheep. This is UTTER SHITE.
Damn glad we did. What an extraordinary film. Acting and directing like we rarely see from Hollywood. And the actress playing the lead role at age 61 (according to my calculations) wipes the floor with the Hollywood traditional hot females.