Freddy Got Fingered Reviews
The facts are clear, people. Stay away from this hideous stain on Hollywood. Stay as far away from it as you possibly can.
1. Superman 64 (1999)
2. E.T. (1982)
3. Pac-Man (1982)
4. Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing (2003)
5. Plumbers Don't Wear Ties (1994)
6. Shaq Fu (1994)
7. Sonic The Hedgehog (2006)
8. Aliens: Colonial Marines (2013)
9. Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero (1997)
10. South Park (1999)
1. Tom Green licking his friend's bloody bone exposed kneecap.
2. Tom Green severing a newborn's umbilical cord with his teeth then swinging the baby by the remaining bit across the room.
3. Tom Green ripping open a road kill deer and running around wearing its. Corpse
4. Tom Green Jerking off an Elephant and aiming its genitalia towards his father completely soaking him in semen.
5. And Tom Green making love to a horse.
These are only some of these truly mind-blowing scenes as to list all of them would drag on forever. This film truly deserved all the Razzies it got, actually no I take that back this film doesn't deserve the Razzies oh no! It deserves to have every existing copy burned in a fire, it deserves to be used as capital punishment where the prisoner has to watch this movie over and over with maximum volume surround sound amplifiers in an infinite loop with no way to end it and no way to commit suicide. I assure you the damn crime rate will go down after a few people are sentenced to this fate. I hate this Movie this is the worst movie I have ever seen period. It's so bad it may be worse than "Food Fight" I'm dead serious! I think anyone who has ever watched this deserves to be paid a thousand dollars a day for the rest of their life.
The characters are all 100% unlikable, the plot is all over the place, and it gives me great pleasure to bestow this nauseating gag fest a 0/5.