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Just Married Reviews

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Kevin Carr
Fat Guys at the Movies
January 12, 2016
a bizarre mixture of original comedy with fresh delivery and painfully old gags
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
Nell Minow
Common Sense Media
December 24, 2010
Immature and annoying; the jokes are tired.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
Michael Dequina
February 8, 2005
The outside seat-fillers at the screening happily ate up every unsurprising, unfunny second, but that doesn't mean that you have to.
Full Review | Original Score: 0/4
Daniel M. Kimmel
Worcester Telegram & Gazette
January 4, 2004
Besides the sub-par script the problem is that Kutcher and Murphy have zero chemistry.
Full Review| Original Score: 1/5
David Nusair
Reel Film Reviews
January 4, 2004
...it's the paper-thin characters and utterly predictable storyline that does the film in.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
John J. Puccio
Movie Metropolis
June 20, 2003
...nails the lowest possible IQ in the audience by being as insipid as it is boring.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/10
Scott Russon
Empire Magazine
April 23, 2003
A pleasant, undemanding date movie.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
Pablo Villaça
Cinema em Cena
April 10, 2003
Depois de bombardear o mundo com o péssimo Sonho de Campeão, o roteirista Sam Harper levou dez anos até conseguir ver este seu novo trabalho chegar às telonas. Ele deveria ter esperado mais vinte anos.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
March 19, 2003
Murphy has no comic timing and Kutcher overcompensates.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
Susannah Gora
Premiere Magazine
March 4, 2003
[Murphy] shouldn't have chosen Just Married, with its irritating script and banal premise, as her first romantic comedy to topline.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
Shannon J. Harvey
Sunday Times (Australia)
February 24, 2003
Move over Britney Spears and all other aspiring Britney wannabees. There's a new Britney in town and her name is Brittany Murphy. .
Full Review| Original Score: 3/5
Frank Ochieng
February 4, 2003
In watching the harried antics of a blustery mismatched married couple in the disjointed Just Married, is there anyway we can get our 95 minutes annulled from this marital mockery?
Full Review| Original Score: 2/4
January 29, 2003
No es de esas películas que se vayan a recordar durante mucho tiempo, pero logra su propósito de entretener durante poco más de 90 minutos, a pesar de lo simplista que pudiera parecer su historia en una primera impresión.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4
Kevin A. Ranson
January 27, 2003
... as the laughter suddenly stops... the guys in the audience will look at each other helplessly and think Did they switch out the last reel or did I walk into the wrong movie on my way back from the bathroom?
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
Mark Dujsik
Mark Reviews Movies
January 22, 2003
Well, here's the first official mainstream release of 2003, and if the quality of the first movie of the year is inversely proportionate to the overall quality of the year as a whole, we're off to a good start.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
Joe Leydon
The Moving Picture Show
January 20, 2003
There's nothing wrong with Just Married that a major script rewrite, several fresh plot twists and maybe a couple of tranquilizer darts couldn't fix.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
JoBlo's Movie Emporium
January 17, 2003
Serviceable movie that doesn't play things too dumb and doesn't get too deep.
Full Review | Original Score: 5/10
Ken Hanke
Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC)
January 16, 2003
Real-life item Kutcher and Murphy may light up each other's world off-screen, but onscreen they have less chemistry than Kutcher and Sean Scott Williams showed in Dude, Where's My Car?.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
David Grove
Film Threat
January 16, 2003
Like a head on collision between some nice performances and a really stupid plot.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
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Laura Sinagra
Village Voice
January 14, 2003
Hackneyed star-brite Brittany Murphy-Ashton Kutcher rom-com.
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