Loosies

2012

Loosies

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Movie Info

A young New York pickpocket Bobby (Peter Facinelli) is confronted by a woman (Jamie Alexander) with whom he has a passionate one-night affair. She tells him she's pregnant, and Bobby is forced to reevaluate a lifetime of missteps, take responsibility for his new child and win over the girl who might just be perfect for him. -- (C) IFC
  • Rating:
    PG-13 (for some violence, sexual content and language)
  • Genre:
    Comedy, Drama, Romance
  • Directed By:
    Michael Corrente
  • Written By:
    Peter Facinelli
  • In Theaters:
     limited
  • On Disc/Streaming:
  • Box Office:
    $3,318
  • Runtime:
  • Studio:
    IFC Films

Cast

Peter Facinelli
as Bobby
Jaimie Alexander
as Lucy
Vincent Gallo
as Jax
Michael Madsen
as Lt. Nick Sullivan
William Forsythe
as Captain Tom Edwards
Marianne Leone
as Rita
Christy Carlson Romano
as Carmen
Joe Pantoliano
as Carl
Eric Phillips
as Donny
Tom DeNucci
as Officer Jeffrey
Tom Paolino
as Detective Verdi
Ara Boghigian
as Officer
Anthony Paolucci
as Officer
Glenn Ciano
as Gomer
Johnny Cicco
as Stoner Adam
Stella Schnabel
as Girl with Fish
Travis Atwood
as Mickey
Tyler Atwood
as Nicky
Peter Berkerot
as Waiter
Anne Mulhall
as Nurse
Sera Verdi
as Girl in Train Station
Chad A. Verdi
as Father in Train Station/Bar Guy 4
Jeannine Light
as Subway Patron
Benny Salerno
as Man on Subway
David Goggin
as Policeman
Rebecca Forsythe
as Pretty Girl in Bar
Billy Vigeant
as Goon #1
Barry Blair
as Goon #2
Rob DeFranco
as Bar Guy 1
Robert Tarini
as Bar Guy 2
Michael Tang
as Bar Guy 3
Ray Brooks
as Bartender
Daniel Boneville
as Man on Phone
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Audience Reviews for Loosies

  • Dec 09, 2012
    Considering that this movie had the two biggest B-movie kings (Michael Madsen, and William Forsythe), should have been my first clue that is was going to be just so-so. ...and it was.
    Cynthia S Super Reviewer
  • Jun 14, 2012
    It's not the worst romantic comedy out there, but it's too familiar, stupid, and cliched to really make it worth watching. We know where the film's going to go, the entire premise is distractedly silly, and it's just not that funny. The acting is all pretty serviceable, but the chemistry is lacking, and the material doesn't do them any favors. It doesn't go any place particularly unique, but instead follows a very predictable formula, and not in a particularly interesting way. The execution, like most of the film, is passable but not engaging. At the end you have a forgettable, and largely lackluster romcom. 2.5/5 Stars
    Jeffrey M Super Reviewer
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