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Men in Black II Reviews

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September 3, 2017
2002 Was 4 Years Old In 2006.
August 20, 2017
Men in Black 2 was good but not as good as the first one. Sure the aliens were still cool but the villian was weaker this time and it didn't have the same flow the first part had. Overall, it was still enjoyable but it was a little bit disappointing. I rate it 3/5 OR 6/10
August 6, 2017
The second film is another classic sci-fi comedy film. Men in black II is really good and still a funny film with good effects and still awesome acting from tommy and will and I don't care what people say I love the second film and it will always be a classic. Well done Barry sonnenfeld you made yet again a awesome sequel well done.
½ July 20, 2017
The only way to really enjoy this horrible movie is to watch it with the sound down and Jennifer Hicks dubbing her own actually funny version of the dialogue, otherwise this is a shitshow. MIB 2 is tow things, first it's one of those sequels that nobody wanted to do, it's clear in everything from the direction to the acting, secondly it's one of the worst studio blockbusters of the 2000's. Weirdly, neither returning Director Barry Sonnefeld not the two writers seem to remember what the made the first film funny, or smart, or entertaining, the witty humour and clever gags from the first movie are replaced by a way more broad, moronic vibe, with out of place moments of slapstick, plus a talking pug as a sidekick (he sings "who let the dogs out" in one scene, of course he does, how could they let that slide?) and an almost unbelievably irritating johnny Knoxville plus his even more irritating, awful mini second head (which is one of the most embarrassingly terrible and bizarre looking visual effects in a mayjor studio film in the early 2000's) sometimes it's like they took everything that was fun and memorable about the first and decided to blow it up and make it bigger, like the group of bantering smoking worm aliens from the first who get to become gun toting action heroes at the climax here. Then you've got Tommy Lee Jones, not that it would have saved the film but bringing him back wasn't the best idea in the first place considering that they wrapped that character very nicely in the first and proceed to undo all of that straight away in this, Jones looks bored, fed up throughout, he shares none of the chemistry with Smith (who is on full aggravating showboating dickhead form here) from part one, he looks like a man waiting to finish this damn movie so that he can run off with the check and buy another boat or pay for an especially grand holiday or something, he is lifeless and univested in a very visible way. If the first movie was Ghostbusters then this one takes all the worst qualities of Ghostbusters 2 (flatlining chemistry between the leads, a fading of the comedic spark first time around, the actual fact that no one wanted to make it) although where Ghostbusters 2 still maintained a sense of enjoyment, this is pure, cynical, stale product. On top of all that, besides the amazing array animatroic and puppeteered marvels that the legendary Rick Baker brings to life, the computer generated effects work here is shockingly horrible looking, it often seems unfinished, and with the lack of investment elsewhere here that seems highly likely, this is particularly true of the big action climax which features some of the most visually ugly and badly aged cgi in memory, between sticking an actors head on a cgi mini body (which looks like some grotesque moving photoshop) and what the fuck ever that big load of wiggly green shit is meant to be at the end, it's an eyeball insulting horrorshow. The plot too is terrible and half baked, and well done once again Hollywood for undervaluing Rosario Dawson and saddling the talented, funny and charismatic actress with a underwritten sub-role that leads to a "whatever" plot twist. Everone involved in this film (aside from Rick Baker, whose practical creatures are sadly some of the last of their kind in big films like this) has every reason to be ashamed of themselves, this is a really, really fucking poor movie.
June 25, 2017
Terrible installment from an amazing original. Poorly written and casted, gets too excited by CGI and forgets about the power of models and make up artists. A lot of the jokes don't land, and it lacks all of the cleverness and subtlety that made the original great.
June 15, 2017
You can't deny what Jones and Smith bring to this film to be nothing short of fun.
½ June 15, 2017
6/14/2017 (2): An ok movie at best, but very disappointing compared to the first one. An excellent cast though.
June 1, 2017
Not nearly as convincing or fun as the first, MIIB becomes cliche.
½ April 3, 2017
THE CGI is unwatchable and unacceptable given the time it was made and the fact that it was a sequel to a brilliant first effort. Just all in all a sloppy film.
March 25, 2017
nice CGI but hard to watch. the story line does not make any sense. if a single alien can overtake the MIB headquarters shut it down and release all the prisioners at once, how come earth its safe? should it not be some aliens working as MIB agents?
March 22, 2017
It wasn't as good as the first, but it was still decent enough.
March 20, 2017
Crap, rushed. Nowhere near as good as the first film.
February 27, 2017
not as good as the first and quite slow
February 26, 2017
It's pretty cheesy and the green screen is pretty noticeable in places, but still generally entertaining.
February 20, 2017
Brutal follow-up with awful CGI and bad acting.
January 2, 2017
I doubt my review will count for anything because I'm the only person who liked this.
December 30, 2016
It's good movie to watch
½ December 2, 2016
Not as good as the first, but still okay.
November 2, 2016
it's good, but not like the first one, yet even the first one could have been a lot better itself as well.
½ October 26, 2016
Not as good as first but still good rewatch ability
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