Ocean's Thirteen Reviews

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November 17, 2011
June 30, 2007
When a movie keeps you this entertained without insulting your intelligence, it's hard to complain.
June 18, 2007
It's a great looking movie.
June 15, 2007
Plausibility is the first casualty in Ocean's Thirteen but it's unlikely anybody is going to care.
Top Critic
June 13, 2007
Flat, abstruse, predictable and unable to raise your pulse rate higher than a blip on an EKG.
June 9, 2007
Fantastically smug, empty picture, which comes complete with a nasty-tasting dab of misogyny.
June 9, 2007
You get what you came for, namely the usual suspects breezily hamming it up and a lot of forgettable banter going down incredibly easily.
June 9, 2007
An entertaining night out at the movies. Have some popcorn.
June 8, 2007
Though it takes a little while before it really takes off, this slick bauble of a movie qualifies as the best of the summer 'threequels" -- at least thus far.
June 8, 2007
An exercise in stylish bravado that is as substantial as a catfight between supermodels.
June 8, 2007
Something seems to be off when the actors onscreen are having a better time than the audience. Just like the first Ocean's film, this isn't so much a movie as a private party.
June 8, 2007
For all its forced twinkle, Ocean's Thirteen leaves you with no real warmth, like a croupier who's just cleaned you out before he wishes you a nice day.
June 8, 2007
Ocean's Thirteen is hack Hollywood garbage, the sort of film that thinks so little of its supposedly sure-thing audience that it never breaks a sweat. That's not cool; that's lazy.
June 8, 2007
A lightweight but altogether entertaining romp-reunion that seems like nothing more -- or less -- than a do-over for the Steven Soderbergh-George Clooney Gang's ponderous, too-hip-for-the room Ocean's Twelve.
June 8, 2007
In Hollywood's version of Vegas, I'll have the surf, and the turf, and the vegetarian, and anything else Soderbergh wants to serve me.
June 8, 2007
Why put so much sheen on a movie that warrants and provokes nothing more than mild diversion? It's like serving sloppy joes on fine china.
June 8, 2007
This might be the first piece of escapism to have a whiff of public service at its heart.
June 8, 2007
Thematically, though, this is an improvement on its forebears, mainly due to the way it deals - much like Scorsese's best work - with the archaic nature of the criminal set.
June 7, 2007
Hilarity-free.
June 7, 2007
It's time to send the Danny Ocean franchise out to sea, for good.
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