The Mountain Between Us Reviews
Well, she did get an unexpected bath when she fell through the ice into that lake! I didn't see anyone brushing their nasty teeth after eating cougar like a piece of chicken. Cougar must be a delicacy! I bet it's not gamey at all. They seemed to get sexier the more they trekked. Finding a cabin complete with a bed too! Wow, what are the odds. All that and still having the strength left to get a little forbidden lust quenched. I just sat there thinking, "What a slut!". I mean really, that's total slut behavior. The dog had a more developed character than the man betrayed and cuckolded by his fiancée. Poor guy! He tries to be supportive. He told her he would always love her even if she came back missing limbs. Don't worry about that, bro, instead she had an extra one inside of her. Now things won't be the same and your devotion means nothing compared to her lust. Good one, Hollywood.
Where have all the decent scriptwriters gone?