Bruce Willis

Bruce Willis

Highest Rated: 94% Die Hard (1988)

Lowest Rated: 0% The Prince (2014)

Birthday: Mar 19, 1955

Birthplace: Idar-Oberstein, West Germany

Armed with good looks, an everyman appeal, and boundless self-confidence, actor Bruce Willis shot from obscurity to superstar status via both a hit television series and one of the most popular action-adventure films of all time. After beating out literally thousands of contenders, Willis' portrayal of wisecracking P.I. David Addison on "Moonlighting" (ABC, 1985-89) made him one of television's hottest leading men. It was, however, the character of indefatigable Det. John McClain in the blockbuster actioner "Die Hard" (1988) that solidified Willis as a legitimate action star - albeit one who ends up broken and bruised. There were periodic career slumps ahead, as evidenced by the colossal failures of "The Bonfire of the Vanities" (1990) and "Hudson Hawk" (1991). Still, as doggedly determined as McClane, Willis followed each low with stellar turns in successes like director Quentin Tarantino's "Pulp Fiction" (1994). Working with cinema's most commercially successful filmmakers, Willis helped deliver box office winners like director Michael Bay's "Armageddon" (1998) and the landmark thriller, "The Sixth Sense" (1999). Despite the end of his 13-year marriage to actress Demi Moore, the actor channeled his sense of humor in the comedy "The Whole Nine Yards" (2000) to fine effect. More than 20 years after entering the limelight, Willis remained one of film's most bankable stars in such hits as "Sin City" (2005), "Live Free or Die Hard" (2007) and "Red" (2010). Working constantly and playing to his strengths, the witty Willis enjoyed a career longevity that other action movie stars could only envy.

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Credit
0% 72% Hard Kill Chalmers (Character) - 2020
No Score Yet No Score Yet Breach Clay (Character) - 2020
15% 64% Survive the Night Frank (Character) - 2020
0% 18% 10 Minutes Gone Rex (Character) - 2019
74% 43% Between Two Ferns: The Movie Himself (Character) - 2019
37% 68% Glass David Dunn/The Overseer (Character) $111M 2019
85% 68% The LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part Himself (Voice) $105.8M 2019
No Score Yet 5% Trauma Center Detective Wakes (Character) - 2019
63% 80% Motherless Brooklyn Frank Minna (Character) $9.3M 2019
18% 71% Death Wish Paul Kersey (Character) $34M 2018
0% 30% Acts of Violence Avery (Character) - 2018
0% 11% Air Strike Jack (Character) - 2018
8% 17% Reprisal James (Character) - 2018
21% 27% Once Upon a Time in Venice Steve (Character) - 2017
15% 24% First Kill Police Chief (Character) - 2017
20% 30% Marauders Hubert (Character) - 2016
0% 22% Precious Cargo Eddie (Character) - 2016
4% 15% Vice Julian (Character) - 2015
6% 17% Extraction Leonard Turner (Character) $10.9K 2015
7% 28% Rock the Kasbah Bombay Brian (Character) $3M 2015
0% 23% The Prince Omar (Character) - 2014
86% 85% BB King: The Life of Riley Himself (Character) - 2014
43% 44% Frank Miller's Sin City: A Dame to Kill For John Hartigan (Character) $13.8M 2014
69% 67% Altman Himself (Character) - 2014
28% 48% G.I. Joe: Retaliation Joe Colton (Character) $122.5M 2013
44% 63% Red 2 Frank (Character) $53.2M 2013
14% 40% A Good Day to Die Hard John McClane (Character) $67.3M 2013
93% 82% Looper Old Joe (Character) $66.3M 2012
68% 67% The Expendables 2 Mr. Church (Character) $85M 2012
18% 19% Lay the Favorite Dink Heimowitz (Character) $21K 2012
94% 86% Moonrise Kingdom Captain Sharp (Character) $45.5M 2012
4% 29% The Cold Light of Day Martin (Character) $3.7M 2012
7% 36% Fire With Fire Mike Cella (Character) - 2012
No Score Yet 17% Set Up Biggs (Character) - 2011
No Score Yet 71% Hammy's Boomerang Adventure RJ (Voice) - 2011
No Score Yet 14% Catch .44 Mel (Character) - 2011
42% 64% The Expendables Church (Character) $103M 2010
72% 72% Red Frank Moses (Character) $90.4M 2010
19% 40% Cop Out Jimmy (Character) $44.9M 2010
37% 38% Surrogates Agent Greer (Character) $38.5M 2009
50% 22% What Just Happened? Actor (Character) $1.1M 2008
50% 46% Assassination of a High School President Principal Kirkpatrick (Character) - 2008
10% 51% Perfect Stranger Harrison Hill (Character) $23.7M 2007
84% 87% Grindhouse Lt. Muldoon (Character) $25M 2007
74% 77% Planet Terror Muldoon (Character) - 2007
82% 86% Live Free or Die Hard John McClane (Character) $134.5M 2007
75% 71% Over the Hedge RJ (Voice) $155M 2006
52% 87% Lucky Number Slevin Mr. Goodkat (Character) $22.5M 2006
50% 42% Fast Food Nation Harry (Character) $1M 2006
54% 67% Alpha Dog Sonny Truelove (Character) $15.2M 2006
59% 67% The Hip Hop Project Executive Producer $32.5K 2006
14% 48% Just My Luck Producer $17.3M 2006
56% 57% 16 Blocks Jack Mosley (Character),
Producer
$36.9M 2006
35% 62% Hostage Jeff Talley (Character) $34.6M 2005
77% 78% Sin City John Hartigan (Character) $74.1M 2005
4% 40% The Whole Ten Yards Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski (Character) $16.3M 2004
33% 69% Tears of the Sun Lt. A.K. Waters (Character) $43.4M 2003
39% 39% Rugrats Go Wild Spike the Dog (Voice) $39.4M 2003
59% 48% Hart's War Colonel William A. McNamara (Character) $19.1M 2002
20% 68% Grand Champion Mr. Blandford (Character) - 2002
64% 58% Bandits Joe Blake (Character) $41.5M 2001
45% 64% The Whole Nine Yards Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski (Character) $57.3M 2000
No Score Yet No Score Yet Disney's The Kid Russ Duritz (Character) $69.7M 2000
70% 77% Unbreakable David Dunn (Character) $95M 2000
26% 32% Breakfast of Champions Dwayne Hoover (Character) $175.4K 1999
26% 58% The Story of Us Ben Jordan (Character) $27.1M 1999
86% 90% The Sixth Sense Dr. Malcolm Crowe (Character) $293.5M 1999
44% 53% The Siege Major General William Devereaux (Character) $40.9M 1998
21% 40% Mercury Rising Arthur 'Art' Jeffries (Character) $32.9M 1998
38% 73% Armageddon Harry S. Stamper (Character) $201.6M 1998
23% 52% The Jackal The Jackal (Character) $54.9M 1997
70% 86% The Fifth Element Korben Dallas (Character) $63.7M 1997
No Score Yet 25% Bruno the Kid Bruno the Kid (Voice) - 1996
72% 69% Beavis and Butt-head Do America Muddy Grimes (Voice) $63.1M 1996
37% 51% Last Man Standing John Smith (Character) $18.1M 1996
13% 69% Four Rooms Leo (Character) $4.1M 1995
89% 88% 12 Monkeys James Cole (Character) $57.1M 1995
59% 83% Die Hard With a Vengeance John McClane (Character) $99.5M 1995
91% 81% Nobody's Fool Carl Roebuck (Character) $38.3M 1994
14% 27% North Narrator $6.6M 1994
92% 96% Pulp Fiction Butch Coolidge (Character) - 1994
22% 30% Color of Night Bill Capa (Character) $19.7M 1994
17% 35% Striking Distance Det. Tom Hardy (Character) $23.8M 1993
54% 61% Death Becomes Her Ernest Menville (Character) $58.4M 1992
57% 35% Mortal Thoughts James Urbanski (Character) $17.8M 1991
47% 68% The Last Boy Scout Joe Hallenbeck (Character) $57.9M 1991
38% 28% Billy Bathgate Bo Weinberg (Character) $15.5M 1991
30% 56% Hudson Hawk Hudson Hawk (Character),
Screenwriter
$16.4M 1991
16% 26% The Bonfire of the Vanities Peter Fallow (Character) - 1990
69% 70% Die Hard 2 John McClane (Character) $115.3M 1990
13% 32% Look Who's Talking Too Mikey (Voice) $44.2M 1990
56% 47% Look Who's Talking Mikey (Voice) $137M 1989
68% 37% In Country Emmett Smith (Character) $3.3M 1989
94% 94% Die Hard Detective John McClane (Character) $80.7M 1988
23% 30% Sunset Tom Mix (Character) $3.4M 1988
21% 42% Blind Date Walter Davis (Character) $37.5M 1987
No Score Yet No Score Yet Moonlighting David Addison Jr. (Character) - 1985

TV

Credit
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Comedy Central Roast Unknown (Character) 2018
No Score Yet No Score Yet Conan Guest 2018
No Score Yet 58% The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Guest 2018 2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet People's List Guest 2016
No Score Yet No Score Yet Live! With Kelly and Michael Guest 2015 2013
No Score Yet No Score Yet Good Morning America Guest 2015 2012-2013 2010
No Score Yet 40% The Late Show With Stephen Colbert Guest 2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet Today Guest 2015
No Score Yet 75% Late Show With David Letterman Guest 2014-2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Balancing Act Guest 2014
No Score Yet No Score Yet Saturday Night Live Guest,
Host
2013 1989
No Score Yet No Score Yet Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Guest 2013
No Score Yet No Score Yet Made in Hollywood Guest 2013 2009-2010
No Score Yet No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live! Guest 2013 2010
No Score Yet 66% Top Gear Guest 2013
No Score Yet No Score Yet ES.TV Guest 2009-2012
No Score Yet No Score Yet Kickin' It: With Byron Allen Guest 2012 2010
No Score Yet No Score Yet Between Two Ferns Guest 2011
No Score Yet No Score Yet Live With Regis and Kelly Guest 2010
No Score Yet No Score Yet Entertainers: With Byron Allen Guest 2009-2010
No Score Yet No Score Yet Hollywood & Dine Unknown (Guest Star) 2010
No Score Yet No Score Yet Mark at the Movies Unknown (Guest Star) 2010
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Guest 2010 2007 2004-2005
No Score Yet 62% Family Guy Officer John McClane (archive footage) (Guest Voice) 2009
No Score Yet No Score Yet Made in Hollywood: Teen Edition Guest 2009
No Score Yet No Score Yet Entertainment Studios.com Guest 2009
No Score Yet 75% That '70s Show Unknown (Guest Star) 2005
No Score Yet No Score Yet Touching Evil Executive Producer 2004
78% 95% Friends Paul Stevens (Guest Star) 2000
No Score Yet No Score Yet Bruno the Kid Director 1996-1997
No Score Yet No Score Yet Mad About You Himself (Guest Star) 1997
97% No Score Yet Moonlighting David Addison (Character) 1985-1989
76% 68% Roseanne Himself (Guest Star) 1989
No Score Yet No Score Yet Miami Vice Unknown (Guest Star) 1984

QUOTES FROM Bruce Willis CHARACTERS

Leonard Turner says: 'Not tonight, kid'.

Leonard Turner says: Not tonight, kid.

Hudson Hawk says: Catholic girls are scary.

The Watchman says: You wait for my people or I will cut your daughters heart out!

Jeff Talley says: Fuck you. Go ahead, kill my family. Kill me. But before you do, I'm gonna get in Smith's house, I'm gonna box up all that death motherfucker's DVDs, and you and the Feds can bid on them on E-bay! How's that, smart-fuck!?

John McClane says: I had no idea Canada could be this much fun.

John McClane says: Hey, fellas! Mickey O'Brien, Aqueduct Security. Hey listen, we got a report of a guy coming through here with eight reindeer.Yeah, it was a jolly ole fat guy with a snow white bear and a cute little red and white suit. I'm surprised you didn't see him.

Simon says: Why was the phone busy? Who are you calling?

John McClane says: The psychic hotline!

Simon says: I advise you to take this more seriously.

John McClane says: Look, it's a public phone! What do you want me to say!?

Simon says: You can simply say there was a fat woman on it and it took you a minute to get her off!

John McClane says: Yippie-Ki-Yay, Motherfucker!

Korben Dallas says: You wanna play it soft. We'll play it soft. You wanna play it hard. Let's play it hard.

Korben Dallas says: Finger's gunna kill me.

Rusty Duritz says: This is scary.

Russ Duritz says: No, this is hilarious.

Hartigan says: An old man dies, a young woman lives. Fair trade.

Frank Moses says: You gave her a gun?

Marvin Boggs says: It is America, Frank!

Marvin Boggs says: "If there's one thing I know, it's women and covert ops."

Frank Moses says: "That's two things."

Han Cho Bai says: "No, Grasshopper, it is not."

Hartigan says: [after pounding Roark Jr.'s head to mush] So long, Junior. Been a pleasure.

Hartigan says: So long, Junior. Been a pleasure.

Hartigan says: Just one hour to go. My last day on the job. Early retirement. Not my idea. Doctor's orders. Heart condition. Angina, he calls it. I'm polishing my badge and getting used to the idea of saying goodbye to it. It and the 30 odd years of protecting and serving and tears and... blood and terror... triumph it represents. I'm thinking about Ilene's slow smile, bout the thick, fat steak she picked up at the butchers today. I'm thinking about the one loose end I haven't tied up. A young girl who's out there somewhere, helpless in the hands of a drooling lunatic.

Hartigan says: Just one hour to go. My last day on the job. Early retirement. Not my idea. Doctor's orders. Heart condition. Angina, he calls it. I'm polishing my badge and getting used to the idea of saying goodbye to it. It and the 30 odd years of protecting and serving, and tears and blood, and terror and the triumph it represents. I'm thinking about Ilene's slow smile, bout the thick, fat steak she picked up at the butchers today. I'm thinking about the one loose end I haven't tied up. A young girl who's out there somewhere, helpless in the hands of a drooling lunatic.

Hartigan says: Sometimes the truth doesn't matter like it ought. But you'll always remember things right. That's gonna mean a lot to me. But stay away, Nancy. They'll kill you if you don't stay away. Don't visit me. Don't write me. Don't even say my name

John McClane says: Glass, who gives a shit about glass?

Terry Collins says: You know the hardest thing about being smart?

Joe Blake says: No.

Terry Collins says: I always pretty much know what's gonna happen next. There's no suspense.

Harry S. Stamper says: Get a hold of Truman. Prepare the world for bad news.

Marvin Boggs says: You haven't killed anybody in months !

Marvin Boggs says: You haven't killed anybody in months!

Frank Moses says: That's a positive thing !

Frank Moses says: That's a positive thing!

Trench says: I'm almost out. I'll be back!

Mr. Church says: You've been back enough! I'll be back!

Trench says: Yippie-Ki-Yay

Trench says: Yippie-Ki-Yay.

John McClane says: need a hug?

John McClane says: Need a hug?

Jack McClane says: were not a hugging family.

Jack McClane says: Were not a hugging family.

John McClane says: damn straight!

John McClane says: Damn straight!

Hartigan says: I finally sit down, just like you told me to. The sirens are close now. She'll be safe, things go dark. I don't mind much getting sleepy. It's ok. She'll be safe.

John McClane says: Welcome to the party pal !

John McClane says: Welcome to the party, pal!

Korben Dallas says: Anyone else want to negotiate?

John McClane says: What is this? A pirate gun?

Jack McClane says: It's old school, man! Kinda like you, right?

John McClane says: ...Right.

John McClane says: Right.

Joe says: my life!? your life!!

Joe says: My life? Your life!

General Joe Colton says: Sure you don't need anything?

Storm Shadow says: I brought my own.

RJ says: [On TV] Chances are if you feel like a dirtbag, you're a dirtbag. So own it! Say it out loud "I am a dirtbag"

RJ says: Chances are if you feel like a dirtbag, you're a dirtbag. So own it! Say it out loud, "I am a dirtbag."

Joe says: So I changed it.

John McClane says: I'm on vacation!!!

John McClane says: I'm on vacation!

General Joe Colton says: Call me Joe.

Butch Coolidge says: That's how you're gonna beat 'em, Butch. They keep underestimating you.

Thomas Gabriel says: On your tombstone it should read 'At the wrong place at the wrong time,'

Thomas Gabriel says: On your tombstone it should read 'At the wrong place at the wrong time'.

John McClane says: How about ' Yippie ki yay, motherfucker!'

John McClane says: How about ' Yippie ki yay, motherfucker!'.

Jack McClane says: You always looking for trouble or is it always finds you?

Jack McClane says: Do you go looking for trouble, or does it always find you?

John McClane says: All this years, I still asked myself the same question..

John McClane says: All this years, I still asked myself the same question.

John McClane says: You know, after all these years, I'm still asking myself the same question.

John McClane says: Knock Knock

John McClane says: Guess Who?

John McClane says: Holly! Here's your fucking landing light!

Capt. Grant says: Too bad, McClane. I kinda liked you.

John McClane says: I've got enough friends!

Frank Moses says: Is this gonna be a problem?

William Cooper says: No, I got it...Grandpa.

William Cooper says: No, I got it Grandpa.

Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski says: Every red-blooded American knows that the only condiment you are ever supposed to put on a hamburger is KETCHUP!

Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski says: Every red-blooded American knows that the only condiment you are ever supposed to put on a hamburger is ketchup!

Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski says: It's not important how many people I've killed, what's important is how I get along with the people that are still alive.

John McClane says: Yipee-Ki-Yay Mother Fuckers!

John McClane says: What the hell is in those Goddamn grenades?!

John McClane says: What the hell is in those goddamn grenades?

Komarov says: Goddamn Americans. You think you're so smart.

John McClane says: Not that smart. I'm just on vacation.

John McClane says: You and Simon ruined a perfectly good hangover.

Alik says: Give me your weapons.

John McClane says: Come and get them.

John McClane says: Hey, hey? What's with all this "John" shit? What ever happen to "dad"?

Jack McClane says: Good question...

Jack McClane says: Good question.

John McClane says: Safe House, my ass!

John McClane says: I'm on fuckin' vacation!

John McClane says: I'm on fucking vacation!

John McClane says: Oh, my Jesus...This is what you been doin', Jack? Spy shit? This is it? You're a spy? [Laughs] The 007 of Plainfield, New Jersey.

John McClane says: Oh, my Jesus. This is what you been doin', Jack? Spy shit? This is it? You're a spy? The 007 of Plainfield, New Jersey.

John McClane says: Jack, what the fuck was that, huh?

Jack McClane says: Shut up! Just shut up, John, or, I swear to God, I will put a bullet in you this time.

John McClane says: Who do you think you're talkin' to?!

Jack McClane says: The last person I wanna see!

John McClane says: Maybe you missed the whole part back there where I save you and Papa Geppetto from a whole bunch of Russian bad-guys!

John McClane says: Maybe you missed the whole part back there where I save you and Papa Geppetto from a whole bunch of Russian bad guys!

John McClane says: [Punches an angry complaining driver who ran him over] You think I understand a word you're saying!?

John McClane says: You think I understand a word you're saying?

John McClane says: [huddled in an air vent, recalls his wife's invitation] "Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs..."

John McClane says: [huddled in an air vent, recalls his wife's invitation] Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs...

Hans Gruber says: (On the radio) You are most troublesome for a security guard.

Hans Gruber says: [on the radio] You are most troublesome for a security guard.

John McClane says: (Imitates buzzer) Sorry, Hans. Wrong guess. Would you like to go for double jeopardy where the scores can really change?

John McClane says: [imitates buzzer] Sorry, Hans. Wrong guess. Would you like to go for double jeopardy where the scores can really change?

Hans Gruber says: Who are you, then?

John McClane says: Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. A monkey in the wretch. A pain in the ass.

John McClane says: You wanna hug?

John Genarro says: We're not a hugging family.

Jack McClane says: We're not a hugging family.

John McClane says: Damn straight.

John Genarro says: Do you go lookin' for trouble or does it always find you?

John McClane says: I still ask myself the same question

John McClane says: I still ask myself the same question.

Captain Sharp says: Be that as it may, will you let me know if you see anything unusual?

Old Joe says: *speaks French*

Old Joe says: [speaks French]

Joe says: What?

Old Joe says: You'll get it someday. Well, obviously.

Joe says: It's like this whole town. Big heads, small potatoes.

Old Joe says: I don't want to talk about time travel because if we start talking about it then we're going to be here all day talking about it, making diagrams with straws.

Butch Coolidge says: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

John McClane says: Say hello to your brother. (Shoots down helicopter) Yippie-ki-yay motherfucker.

John McClane says: Say hello to your brother. [shoots down helicopter]

Hans Gruber says: (Impersonating a hostage) You don't work for Nakatomi, and if you're not one of them?

Hans Gruber says: [impersonating a hostage] You don't work for Nakatomi, and if you're not one of them?

John McClane says: I'm a cop from New York.

Hans Gruber says: New York?

John McClane says: Got invited to the Christmas party by mistake. Who knew? (Hans looks at John's bare feet) Better than getting caught with your pants down. (Laughs) I'm John McClane. You're uh...

John McClane says: Got invited to the Christmas party by mistake. Who knew? [Hans looks at John's bare feet] Better than getting caught with your pants down. [laughs] I'm John McClane. You're uh...

Hans Gruber says: Clay. Bill Clay.

John McClane says: You know how to use a handgun, Bill?

Hans Gruber says: I spent a weekend at a combat ranch. You know that game with the guns that shoot red paint? Probably seems kind of stupid to you.

John McClane says: No. (Hands him the gun) Time for the real thing, Bill. All you gotta do is pull the trigger.

John McClane says: No. [hands him the gun] Time for the real thing, Bill. All you gotta do is pull the trigger.

Marco says: No more table! Where are you going to go now? Let me give you some advice: Next time you have the chance to kill someone, don't hesitate!!!

Marco says: No more table! Where are you going to go now? Let me give you some advice: Next time you have the chance to kill someone, don't hesitate!

John McClane says: (Kills him) Thanks for the advice.

John McClane says: [kills him] Thanks for the advice.

John McClane says: "Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister."

John McClane says: Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.

Joe says: Then I saw it, I saw a mom who would die for her son, a man who would kill for his wife, a boy, angry & alone, laid out in front of him the bad path. I saw it & the path was a circle, round & round. So I changed it.

John McClane says: How can the same shit happen to the same guy twice.

John McClane says: No fucking shit lady does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?!

John McClane says: No fucking shit lady, does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?!

John McClane says: No fucking shit lady, does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

Gen. Ramon Esperanza says: Freedom!

John McClane says: (Punches him) Not yet!

John McClane says: [punches him] Not yet!

Thomas Gabriel says: (On the phone) Mai, what the hell's going on?

Thomas Gabriel says: [on the phone] Mai, what the hell's going on?

John McClane says: Mai? Oh yeah, little Asian chick, likes to kick people? I don't think she's gonna be talking to anyone for a long time. The last time I saw her she was at the bottom of an elevator shaft with a big SUV rammed up her ass.

John McClane says: You know, you're brother was an asshole.

Simon Gruber/Peter Krieg says: (Laughs) He was! He was an asshole. You got his number.

Simon Gruber/Peter Krieg says: [laughs] He was! He was an asshole. You got his number.

Hans Gruber says: (Points gun at John) Put down the gun and give me my detonators.

Hans Gruber says: [points gun at John] Put down the gun and give me my detonators.

John McClane says: Well, well, well...Hans.

Hans Gruber says: Put down the gun.

John McClane says: You're pretty tricky with that accent. You oughtta be on fuckin' TV with that accent.

Hans Gruber says: I'm going to count to three.

John McClane says: Yeah, like you did with Takagi? (Hans pulls trigger and the gun is empty) Oops. No bullets, you think I'm fuckin' stupid, Hans?

John McClane says: Yeah, like you did with Takagi? [Hans pulls trigger and the gun is empty] Oops. No bullets, you think I'm fuckin' stupid, Hans?

Hans Gruber says: You Americans are all alike. Well, this time John Wayne does not walk off into the sunset with Grace Kelly.

John McClane says: That's Gary Cooper, asshole.

Dink says: [singing] All I need it the air I breath...

Dink says: I just don't have enough room in my pockets for all that money.

Joe says: That's your life, not mine. So why don't you do what old men do and die...

John McClane says: Welcome to the party pal!

John McClane says: Now I know how a TV dinner feels.

John McClane says: "Nice poster."

John McClane says: Nice poster.

Warlock says: "What are you a fan of the Fett?"

Warlock says: What are you a fan of the Fett?

John McClane says: "No, I was always more of a Star Wars person."

John McClane says: No, I was always more of a Star Wars person.

Korben Dallas says: I speak two languages

Korben Dallas says: Listen lady, I only speak two languages: English and bad English.

Captain Sharp says: It's been proven by history: all mankind makes mistakes.

John McClane says: What is it that wall street doesn't have?

Zeus Carver says: What?

John McClane says: Schools (while watching at The Federal Reserve Bank of New York)And what do they have a shit load of???

John McClane says: Schools [while watching at The Federal Reserve Bank of New York] And what do they have a shit load of?

Joe says: Then I saw it. A mom that would die for her son. A man that would kill for his wife. A boy angry and alone. Laid out in front of him, the bad path, I saw it. That path was a circle. So I changed it.

Joe says: This job doesn't tend to attract the most forward-thinking.

Joe says: I can't believe I let my friend get killed for silver.

Old Joe says: For a long time, I thought we were going to have a baby. She would have made a good mother.

Joe says: I can't feel my legs.

Sara says: That's cause you're suffering from fucking withdrawal.

Joe says: Show me. As soon as I see her, I'll walk away. I'll fucking marry someone else.

David Dunne says: If you shoot me, the bullets will bounce back...

Old Joe says: I'm going to stop this guy.

Joe says: None of this concerns me...

Old Joe says: It is going to happen to you!

Joe says: It's going to happen to YOU, It's not going to happen to ME!

Joe says: I work as a specialized assassin, in an outfit called the Loopers. When my organization from the future wants someone to die, they zap them back to me and I eliminate the target from the future. The only rule is: never let your target escape... even if your target is you.

Old Joe says: That must have hurt... You know there's another girl that works here on the weekends...

Joe says: Jen.

Old Joe says: Yeah... less letters.

Joe says: Abe: I'm from the future, go to China.

Abe says: I'm from the future, go to China.

John McClane says: John McClane. NYPD.

Gang Member says: Are you all right?

John McClane says: Yes... laundry day.

James Cole says: I am insane. And you are my insanity.

Jeffrey Goines says: You know what crazy is? Crazy is majority rules. Take germs, for example.

James Cole says: Germs?

Jeffrey Goines says: Uh-huh. In the eighteenth century, no such thing, nada, nothing. No one ever imagined such a thing. No sane person, anyway. Ah! Ah! Along comes this doctor, uh, uh, uh, Semmelweis, Semmelweis. Semmelweis comes along. He's trying to convince people, well, other doctors mainly, that's there's these teeny tiny invisible bad things called germs that get into your body and make you sick. Ah? He's trying to get doctors to wash their hands. What is this guy? Crazy? Teeny, tiny, invisible? What do you call it? Uh-uh, germs? Huh? What? Now, cut to the 20th century. Last week, as a matter of fact, before I got dragged into this hellhole. I go in to order a burger in this fast food joint, and the guy drops it on the floor. Jim, he picks it up, he wipes it off, he hands it to me like it's all OK. "What about the germs?" I say. He says, "I don't believe in germs. Germs is just a plot they made up so they can sell you disinfectants and soaps." Now he's crazy, right? See? Ah! Ah! There's no right, there's no wrong, there's only popular opinion. You... you... you believe in germs, right?

Joe says: Time travel has not yet been invented but 30 years from now, it will have been. I am one of many specialized assassins in our present called loopers. So when criminal organizations in the future need gone, they zap them back to me and I eliminate the target from the future. Loopers are well paid. We live the good life and the only rule is never let your target escape, even if your target is you."

Joe says: Time travel has not yet been invented but 30 years from now, it will have been. I am one of many specialized assassins in our present called loopers. So when criminal organizations in the future need gone, they zap them back to me and I eliminate the target from the future. Loopers are well paid. We live the good life and the only rule is never let your target escape, even if your target is you.

Joe says: I'm gonna fix this! I'm gonna find him, and I'm gonna kill him!

Korben Dallas says: Anyone else want to negociate?