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Rating Title/Year Author
Us (2019) Jeremy Jahns It was intense. That's what Joran Peele understands about thrillers and horror -- they're not just for gore. [He's] telling a story about characters. EDIT
Posted Mar 21, 2019
Captain Marvel (2019) Jeremy Jahns [The] filmmakers think that in order to make someone look strong, you need to make them emotionless, and I just don't agree. EDIT
Posted Mar 5, 2019
Fighting With My Family (2019) Jeremy Jahns This movie just had everything I wanted a movie like this to have: Great characters, snappy dialogue -- it has heart. EDIT
Posted Feb 22, 2019
How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World (2019) Jeremy Jahns "Exciting" almost doesn't cover it... I felt really fulfilled at the end of this movie. EDIT
Posted Feb 20, 2019
Happy Death Day 2U (2019) Jeremy Jahns Jessica Rothe is really good... I enjoyed "Happy Death Day 2 U." I'm looking forward to the third one. EDIT
Posted Feb 15, 2019
What Men Want (2019) Jeremy Jahns This movie's not that fun -- a lot of the jokes just fall flat. EDIT
Posted Feb 8, 2019
The LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part (2019) Jeremy Jahns It doesn't stand out like [the first] Lego Movie... If you're looking for something to take the kids to, they will enjoy it. EDIT
Posted Feb 6, 2019
Alita: Battle Angel (2019) Jeremy Jahns It's visually impressive, it's exciting, it has a surprising amount of heart and humor -- but I felt that some of the actors were wasted. EDIT
Posted Feb 1, 2019
Glass (2019) Jeremy Jahns When your third act falls apart, that's what people are going to remember, and I feel that's what happened here. EDIT
Posted Jan 16, 2019
Replicas (2018) Jeremy Jahns This movie missed the mark on all of it. It's truly talented to miss the mark on everything. EDIT
Posted Jan 11, 2019
The Upside (2018) Jeremy Jahns It's the scenes with Bryan Cranston and Kevin Hart where the movie absolutely, positively shines. I thought they had a good dynamic. EDIT
Posted Jan 10, 2019
Escape Room (2019) Jeremy Jahns It's just not as smart as I would have liked to have seen for a movie with this premise. EDIT
Posted Jan 4, 2019
Mary Poppins Returns (2018) Jeremy Jahns Enjoyably safe, or safely enjoyable. EDIT
Posted Dec 20, 2018
Aquaman (2018) Jeremy Jahns This movie is really entertaining -- a lot of fun! But it's also "a lot," period. EDIT
Posted Dec 19, 2018
Bumblebee (2018) Jeremy Jahns Best of the live-action Transformers movies thus far! EDIT
Posted Dec 18, 2018
Maleficent (2014) Jeremy Jahns They could have upped the stakes, made the ending better...I'm not looking for the deepest movie ever from a Disney live action thing...surprisingly enough, Maleficent was a good time. EDIT
Posted Dec 14, 2018
Mortal Engines (2018) Jeremy Jahns The coolest thing about this movie is that it's a really imaginative, interesting world. The biggest bummer is that they didn't take that interesting, imaginative world and put it in a movie that works. EDIT
Posted Dec 14, 2018
Green Book (2018) Jeremy Jahns Mahershala Ali was fantastic and Viggo Mortensen was great. You really see the range of their acting ability and the work well together. EDIT
Posted Dec 13, 2018
Once Upon a Deadpool (2018) Jeremy Jahns It's a cash grab. EDIT
Posted Dec 12, 2018
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018) Jeremy Jahns This is the Goldilocks zone for Sony... This is totally their own and they knocked it out of the park. EDIT
Posted Dec 11, 2018
Mandy (2018) Jeremy Jahns This movie's actually quite layered. It's fun to think about. EDIT
Posted Nov 27, 2018
Robin Hood (2018) Jeremy Jahns The movie is undeniably silly, but it's kind of fun sometimes... Don't misunderstand me -- It sucks, but it goes for a stylish enough angle for you to almost look past the fact that it sucks. EDIT
Posted Nov 26, 2018
Creed II (2018) Jeremy Jahns The solid sequel I wanted Creed II to be. EDIT
Posted Nov 21, 2018
Ralph Breaks the Internet (2018) Jeremy Jahns By the end, it really hit me in the center. It hit me deep. EDIT
Posted Nov 20, 2018
Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald (2018) Jeremy Jahns It's not icing on the cake -- the cake is on the icing. They're using Easter Eggs, the icing, as the foundation of the cake and it's just a soggy mess. EDIT
Posted Nov 16, 2018
Widows (2018) Jeremy Jahns From the get-go, it's intense. It just draws you in. EDIT
Posted Nov 13, 2018
The Girl in the Spider's Web (2018) Jeremy Jahns Kind of a mess, kind of a wreck. The movie just feels cluttered, cramped, convoluted. EDIT
Posted Nov 12, 2018
Overlord (2018) Jeremy Jahns Treats itself as a war movie first -- it's actually more intense than a lot of war movies. EDIT
Posted Nov 9, 2018
Dr. Seuss' The Grinch (2018) Jeremy Jahns They have once again taken a story that is perfect as a half-an-hour tale and padded it to make it longer than it should be. EDIT
Posted Nov 7, 2018
Bohemian Rhapsody (2018) Jeremy Jahns This was a legit, good peek behind the curtain of the life of a very influential artist... If for nothing else, watch it just to watch Rami Malek's performance. EDIT
Posted Nov 2, 2018
The Nutcracker and the Four Realms (2018) Jeremy Jahns Boring, hollow and lifeless. EDIT
Posted Nov 1, 2018
Hunter Killer (2018) Jeremy Jahns I'm probably not gonna remember this movie in t-minus one day. EDIT
Posted Oct 25, 2018
Mid90s (2018) Jeremy Jahns You just fall into the purity of it... It's a sweet film. EDIT
Posted Oct 23, 2018
Halloween (2018) Jeremy Jahns It's the legit sequel to the original Halloween that makes an effort to show the audience it knows and respects where it comes from. EDIT
Posted Oct 17, 2018
Bad Times at the El Royale (2018) Jeremy Jahns I just wish the movie would sit still long enough so you could get invested. EDIT
Posted Oct 15, 2018
First Man (2018) Jeremy Jahns Really enjoyable! It was a dramatic peek behind the legend. EDIT
Posted Oct 10, 2018
A Star Is Born (2018) Jeremy Jahns Bradley Cooper crushes it... He's a great comedic actor, a great dramatic actor. And he's great in this movie -- also a great director. EDIT
Posted Oct 8, 2018
Venom (2018) Jeremy Jahns The movie's not a total wash, there is enjoyment in it. EDIT
Posted Oct 4, 2018
Night School (2018) Jeremy Jahns It's kind of like Billy Madison, but about half as fun. EDIT
Posted Sep 26, 2018
Fahrenheit 11/9 (2018) Jeremy Jahns It did ask some good questions about 'Where do we go next? Who takes up the mantle?' I don't have the answers to that, but I'm glad that [Michael Moore], at least, started the conversation. EDIT
Posted Sep 21, 2018
White Boy Rick (2018) Jeremy Jahns This is a story that deserves a better movie than it got. EDIT
Posted Sep 13, 2018
The Predator (2018) Jeremy Jahns Completely unbalanced. EDIT
Posted Sep 11, 2018
Peppermint (2018) Jeremy Jahns Just kind of fell flat as a revenge tale. EDIT
Posted Sep 7, 2018
The Nun (2018) Jeremy Jahns An amalgamation... Everything they've stitched into this movie was done in another movie, and it was done better. EDIT
Posted Sep 7, 2018
Searching (2018) Jeremy Jahns I had no inkling that a movie that was essentially filmed with Skype could keep me on the edge of my seat. EDIT
Posted Sep 5, 2018
Crazy Rich Asians (2018) Jeremy Jahns It's a sweet movie with a sweet story. EDIT
Posted Sep 5, 2018
The Happytime Murders (2018) Jeremy Jahns It's such a violation of your childhood - I really dug that. EDIT
Posted Aug 23, 2018
Mile 22 (2018) Jeremy Jahns In the end, they overreach and compromised what should have been an easy success. EDIT
Posted Aug 17, 2018
Alpha (2018) Jeremy Jahns It's like a made for TV movie that somehow got a budget. EDIT
Posted Aug 15, 2018
BlacKkKlansman (2018) Jeremy Jahns The movie's not perfect, but it sticks the landing of its message. It was engaging - thrilling at times - and I personally thought it was a great time. EDIT
Posted Aug 10, 2018