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Rating Title/Year Author
47 Meters Down: Uncaged (2019) Jeremy Jahns It's just a generic monster movie. EDIT
Posted Aug 19, 2019
Good Boys (2019) Jeremy Jahns A great premise with very little direction. EDIT
Posted Aug 16, 2019
Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (2019) Jeremy Jahns All in all, I walked away having a good time. EDIT
Posted Aug 8, 2019
Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw (2019) Jeremy Jahns I didn't expect this spinoff to be as entertaining as it was, but it was great!... It just throws caution to the wind when it comes to ridiculous. EDIT
Posted Jul 31, 2019
Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood (2019) Jeremy Jahns If you're a Quentin Tarantino fan at all, it's worth a watch for sure. If you aren't a Quentin Tarantino fan, this isn't going to convert you. EDIT
Posted Jul 24, 2019
Crawl (2019) Jeremy Jahns This is bafflingly good. It's way better than it ever had a right to be. EDIT
Posted Jul 13, 2019
The Lion King (2019) Jeremy Jahns I feel like this remake took out more than it put back in. EDIT
Posted Jul 11, 2019
Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019) Jeremy Jahns Let me with a good taste in my mouth and a smile on my face. EDIT
Posted Jun 27, 2019
Child's Play (2019) Jeremy Jahns A new and interesting take on Chucky. EDIT
Posted Jun 26, 2019
Annabelle Comes Home (2019) Jeremy Jahns As a 1990s horror fan, I enjoyed it... EDIT
Posted Jun 25, 2019
Toy Story 4 (2019) Jeremy Jahns I still think that Toy Story ended perfectly as a trilogy, but if you can give me a fourth installment that lives up to the legacy, then I am totally game... The adventure is great, it's fun, it's funny, and it's relevant. EDIT
Posted Jun 13, 2019
Men in Black: International (2019) Jeremy Jahns In the end, Men in Black International is what I wanted from a new Men in Black movie: It's fun. EDIT
Posted Jun 12, 2019
Dark Phoenix (2019) Jeremy Jahns You could just tell that everyone was over it. The actors were over it, the studio was over it... I feel like this movie was just a big waste of time. EDIT
Posted Jun 5, 2019
Ma (2019) Jeremy Jahns Octavia Spencer is so good in this movie. She's so nice, she's so sweet -- she's so creepy. EDIT
Posted May 31, 2019
Rocketman (2019) Jeremy Jahns A proper rock biopic. EDIT
Posted May 30, 2019
Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019) Jeremy Jahns I think this movie has a bit of an identity crisis... You don't know if they're trying to be a cheesy, 1990s action movie or if they're trying to elevate the genre and take it more seriously. EDIT
Posted May 29, 2019
Brightburn (2019) Jeremy Jahns The thing that keeps this movie afloat is the genius premise. EDIT
Posted May 24, 2019
Aladdin (2019) Jeremy Jahns When the movie branched off and did its own thing, I enjoyed it. But it tries to emulate what came before it and does it in a way that is just not as good or effective as the original animation. EDIT
Posted May 22, 2019
John Wick: Chapter 3 -- Parabellum (2019) Jeremy Jahns John Wick: Chapter Three delivers what you want in a John Wick movie... Better than [Chapter Two], but not as good as [the first]. EDIT
Posted May 16, 2019
Pokémon Detective Pikachu (2019) Jeremy Jahns This movie does have something for everybody: Pokémon fans, kids, families. EDIT
Posted May 10, 2019
Hitman: Agent 47 (2015) Jeremy Jahns You're not gonna remember it in t-minus a couple hours. EDIT
Posted Apr 26, 2019
Avengers: Endgame (2019) Jeremy Jahns It's not literature like Lord of the Rings, but in its own way, it's pretty damn impactful. EDIT
Posted Apr 24, 2019
Mortal Kombat (1995) Jeremy Jahns This is a Mortal Kombat movie made for Mortal Kombat fans. EDIT
Posted Apr 18, 2019
Hellboy (2019) Jeremy Jahns The editing, the stitching, the weaving of the story -- it's pretty sloppy in this movie. EDIT
Posted Apr 12, 2019
Pet Sematary (2019) Jeremy Jahns It's really the story of this family and the people in it and horror [elements] are built around them -- and that's what makes this good. EDIT
Posted Apr 5, 2019
Shazam! (2019) Jeremy Jahns In a comic book movie-saturated world, Shazam! comes along and makes it feel new again. EDIT
Posted Apr 3, 2019
Dumbo (2019) Jeremy Jahns It was like a banana split: It's messy and sweet, and I did in the end enjoy myself. EDIT
Posted Mar 26, 2019
Us (2019) Jeremy Jahns It was intense. That's what Joran Peele understands about thrillers and horror -- they're not just for gore. [He's] telling a story about characters. EDIT
Posted Mar 21, 2019
Captain Marvel (2019) Jeremy Jahns [The] filmmakers think that in order to make someone look strong, you need to make them emotionless, and I just don't agree. EDIT
Posted Mar 5, 2019
Fighting With My Family (2019) Jeremy Jahns This movie just had everything I wanted a movie like this to have: Great characters, snappy dialogue -- it has heart. EDIT
Posted Feb 22, 2019
How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World (2019) Jeremy Jahns "Exciting" almost doesn't cover it... I felt really fulfilled at the end of this movie. EDIT
Posted Feb 20, 2019
Happy Death Day 2U (2019) Jeremy Jahns Jessica Rothe is really good... I enjoyed "Happy Death Day 2 U." I'm looking forward to the third one. EDIT
Posted Feb 15, 2019
What Men Want (2019) Jeremy Jahns This movie's not that fun -- a lot of the jokes just fall flat. EDIT
Posted Feb 8, 2019
The LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part (2019) Jeremy Jahns It doesn't stand out like [the first] Lego Movie... If you're looking for something to take the kids to, they will enjoy it. EDIT
Posted Feb 6, 2019
Alita: Battle Angel (2019) Jeremy Jahns It's visually impressive, it's exciting, it has a surprising amount of heart and humor -- but I felt that some of the actors were wasted. EDIT
Posted Feb 1, 2019
Glass (2019) Jeremy Jahns When your third act falls apart, that's what people are going to remember, and I feel that's what happened here. EDIT
Posted Jan 16, 2019
Replicas (2018) Jeremy Jahns This movie missed the mark on all of it. It's truly talented to miss the mark on everything. EDIT
Posted Jan 11, 2019
The Upside (2018) Jeremy Jahns It's the scenes with Bryan Cranston and Kevin Hart where the movie absolutely, positively shines. I thought they had a good dynamic. EDIT
Posted Jan 10, 2019
Escape Room (2019) Jeremy Jahns It's just not as smart as I would have liked to have seen for a movie with this premise. EDIT
Posted Jan 4, 2019
Mary Poppins Returns (2018) Jeremy Jahns Enjoyably safe, or safely enjoyable. EDIT
Posted Dec 20, 2018
Aquaman (2018) Jeremy Jahns This movie is really entertaining -- a lot of fun! But it's also "a lot," period. EDIT
Posted Dec 19, 2018
Bumblebee (2018) Jeremy Jahns Best of the live-action Transformers movies thus far! EDIT
Posted Dec 18, 2018
Maleficent (2014) Jeremy Jahns They could have upped the stakes, made the ending better...I'm not looking for the deepest movie ever from a Disney live action thing...surprisingly enough, Maleficent was a good time. EDIT
Posted Dec 14, 2018
Mortal Engines (2018) Jeremy Jahns The coolest thing about this movie is that it's a really imaginative, interesting world. The biggest bummer is that they didn't take that interesting, imaginative world and put it in a movie that works. EDIT
Posted Dec 14, 2018
Green Book (2018) Jeremy Jahns Mahershala Ali was fantastic and Viggo Mortensen was great. You really see the range of their acting ability and the work well together. EDIT
Posted Dec 13, 2018
Once Upon a Deadpool (2018) Jeremy Jahns It's a cash grab. EDIT
Posted Dec 12, 2018
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018) Jeremy Jahns This is the Goldilocks zone for Sony... This is totally their own and they knocked it out of the park. EDIT
Posted Dec 11, 2018
Mandy (2018) Jeremy Jahns This movie's actually quite layered. It's fun to think about. EDIT
Posted Nov 27, 2018
Robin Hood (2018) Jeremy Jahns The movie is undeniably silly, but it's kind of fun sometimes... Don't misunderstand me -- It sucks, but it goes for a stylish enough angle for you to almost look past the fact that it sucks. EDIT
Posted Nov 26, 2018
Creed II (2018) Jeremy Jahns The solid sequel I wanted Creed II to be. EDIT
Posted Nov 21, 2018